This is a mashup. I used to play a lot of asteroids on my Atari 2600 as a kid. It was the best thing ever. Now, I show my little nephew — he’s only allowed in the basement with another adult, besides me — this tee and he’s just laughing at the graphics. I’m trying to explain how awesome it was to shoot the asteroids and break them up into littler asteroids and the sounds were ominous, and then it gets real hectic when the little space ship comes wheelin’ by shootin’ at you. Richard, the nephew, isn’t buying this shit at all, but he likes this Astaroids T Shirt because of the funny placement of the stick figure Star Wars ships.
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Nothing like a little freeze-squeezed orange juice in the morning. Especially, when you don’t have to worry about a juice machine or getting your hands all sticky with one of those hand juicers. If you can do it with the dark side powers…why not? Although, maybe Vader should bust out the light saber to cut the thing in half. I’m not liking the orange being squeezed so hard that the juice is flowing through the skin. That’s too much. Plus, I feel like you get a little too much of the bitterness from the skin. But, it’s probably good for you, which is probably a big reason why Darth had such powers.
Pirate Droid. What a great concept! R2D2 as a pirate. They’re always on ships in Star Wars. Air ships. So, why not have some air pirating? Probably not as easy to catch and climb aboard a moving space ship as on water, but it can be done, especially when you have the skills of an R2D2 on your side.
I’m going to tell you something right now that may come as a bit of a shock: war’s a bitch! Even the bad guys, like this Storm Trooper, have feelings. They bond with their co-evil killers. There’s love in the midst of the darkness, which is why war is never the answer. Well that’s not true, but it’s not a very good answer. Diplomacy, money laundering, and secret rebel killing is a much cleaner way to go, and the public relations is a breeze, because nobody has any idea that it’s going on.
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Nice mashup here with Darth Vader in the middle of the Dark Side of the Moon triangle making a prism. The designer, Mundy Hackett, calls it “Comfortably Dark,” which I think nails it. So, if you’re a fan of the Star Wars and a fan of Pink Floyd’s Darkside of the Moon, then this tee Darth Side of the Moon T Shirt is a no brainer.
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It doesn’t get any more badass than this Darth Vader Surfing a Shark T Shirt. I mean look at that form. The confidence on that deadly beast…like it was just a warm summer day in the shallow end of the community pool. 50 cents gets you in. You lounge around. Dive for pennies. Ogle Mrs. Johnson bronzing in a bikini. Throw the tennis ball to each. Never figure out why swim goggles never keep out the water. Float around on a Little Mermaid raft.
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A mashup of Carmen Miranda and a Storm Trooper. How cliche. Just kidding. This Storm Trooper Miranda T Shirt is spectacular. I mean you really can’t lose when a Storm Trooper from Star Wars is taken out of context and placed in other whacky positions, and having tons of colorful necklaces and a fruit basket on his head, makes this particular Storm Trooper funny and appealing.
Who needs Jedi mind tricks when you can just put a disco mustache and wig on C3PO and a mustache on R2D2, and get by any Imperial Stormtrooper checkpoint? Forget all the studying and practicing and meditation, and those awkward student mentor moments with Yoda, where you can’t figure what backward ass thing he’s saying, and just go to the costume shop instead.
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When you’re on the Slow Carb Jedi Diet, cookies certainly only exist on the dark side. Darth Vader is the purveyor of fat food that keeps you slow and weak and off your game. Of course, others that haven’t evolved may associate cookies with nurturing from gramma, mom, or sweet Uncle Larry, thus thinking that Darth Vader has softened is trying to be kind. But, hear me on this. It’s a trap. He’s trying to pump you full of sugar so he can control you. It seems innocuous and friendly, but in the end you will pay dearly.
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Han Solo is really proud of his ship, Millenium Falcon, making the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. Now, you can celebrate that masterful achievement by getting the 34th Annual Kessel Fun Run T Shirt. Come on you know you want a light-hearted Star Wars themed shirt. And, don’t tell me you think Santa is gonna come through and get it for you.
I don’t know much about the Jewish culture but I’m pretty sure this is a Rabbi or Hasid wielding a manora that is light sabers rather than candles. Festival of lights is probably something the Jews doing during the holidays. So, with that background you can now totally appreciate the Festival of Lightsabers T Shirt. And, I’m going to take this assumption even further. I believe you’re probably reaching for your wallet, no matter what culture you’re from or religion you practice.
Hey everybody meet Han Solo for the first time in the Cantina. He flew the Millenium Falcon on the Kessel run in less than 12 seconds. “You’ve never heard of the Millenium Falcon?”
