I had a feeling Ol’ Dirty Bastard was talking about sushi. I tried not to listen to people that said he was talking about having sex without a condom, because that’s just too nasty for a song. Leave that kind of talk to the whorehouse, the alley ways, the guest bedroom, and the vestibule in the Sistine Chapel.
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Nice way to slip in a very dirty sexual reference. Drop an iceberg in the mix and everybody becomes frigid, except those that truly dig the plea for just the tiniest little bit of sex. If you like the word/imageplay going on here, and you like to convince girls to give it up by promising just the tip. Or if you’re a girl that demands just the tip as you’re getting to know each other then this Just the Tip T Shirt is a no brainer purchase.
This shirt is hilarious. I love it. All I can think of is Kenny G. I think I might have a thing for him, seductively holding that soprano sax just so. Yum. And, you know the man did hard core drugs, and was sexed out of his mind. Every milf in the country loved those silky shitty tunes he coaxed out of that God-forsaken instrument. Plus, he probably went both ways, so his pleasure was doubled. That’s how the math works out. Right?
This is kind of funny. It’s nice to show the ladies in the bar where you stand right from the start. If you can convey that you are a gentle man, but open to getting a little rough in the sack if that’s what is needed, then you’re going to score massive bonus points. A woman doesn’t want a limp rag for a man, but she also doesn’t want a bulldozer that has no romantic skills whatsoever. You have to prove you well-rounded and balanced and this I’m a Lover Not a Fighter Unless You Like It Rough T Shirt is a great start.
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This shirt is just an excuse to get those hotties in lab coats on your chest. The wordplay is a bit of a stretch. It’s not tight. Chemists do it on the table…what the lab table…the place with all of those beakers and test tubes and bunson burners and acid that will melt your face. Gonna do it there with these two spectacularly hot Swedish babes with the cleavage. I don’t think so. Chemistry labs are serious place with serious work being done. There should be no fornication on the stainless steel tables. Yes, I know I’m skipping the most important of the wordplay: periodically. But, that’s just an after thought to me. The threesome in the lab has already happened, so now you’re trying to tie the joke up in a nice little bow. Too late.
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Kind of a sneaky thing going on here. From a distance it just looks like you love all of humanity. Anybody that comes into your general vicinity is someone you love because it says so on your shirt. Of course, if they take a closer look they may not feel so great about the direction the population on Earth is taking.
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I just had sex and it felt so good is a Lonely Island song featuring Akon. You can see the video below. Be one of the first…oh wait…there’s already 24 million views. How about you can be the first on your block to have the I Just Had Sex and It Felt So Good T Shirt. That’s some braggin’ rights if you ask me.
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Um, I guess in you fall in the camp diametrically opposed to the Vaselines Sex Sux, then you’ll raise your fist in the air and say “yeah” to this positive sentiments about sex. Finally, vindication for those that have secretly thought sex kicked ass but never felt like making a stand amidst all the haters. Now, math has come in and simply PROVED it. Sex = Fun. Let me write that arithmetic equation another way Sex Equals Fun.
Talk about a status update. This is a rough way to find out how promiscuous your girlfriend is. In public for all of your other friends to see. Especially, when at least a dozen of those that have thumbed up the sexy time with your girlfriend are (were) your buddies.
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Pick your battles. That’s what Uncle Horax always says. Fight with the boss to do what’s best for the long term health of your company. Forget it. You’ll never win and if you do, there’s little chance you’ll reap the rewards. Fight to imprison, clawback and disgorge the speculative banking thieves. Forget it. Their guy Geithner is calling the shots. Fight with your cat about peeing on the carpet on the landing. Feline insouciance always trumps human outrage.
This dude is on his game. Perfect cuff links, perfect eye wear, perfect 1990′s car phone, and perfect hair. Because he’s so put together he can drive around in that confident posture and state his intentions loud and clear to the lovely lady on the other end of this call.
This is a very important message. A powerful PSA. If you want the kids, you need to do the SEX. Straight to the point. Who wouldn’t want to go for parenthood after looking at that very poignant scene on the front of this shirt? You and I both agree with Whitney: “I believe the children are our future.” And let me tell you a startling fact—there’s only one way to produce children: sex. No joke.
