
Scarecrow takes the top prize. Meanwhile, he’s outstanding in his field. Crows are scared. I think it’s because he’s stuffed with decomposing squirrels and not much of any living thing ventures within 1.7 miles of that corn field.
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A brand new, fresh take on the old story. If I only had a brain…to eat, indeed. Scarecrow’s zombie marching down the yellow brick road away from the Emerald City.
I don’t really want to mention this because it’s not pretty, so cover the kid’s ears. But you must know: Dorothy, Toto, the Cowardly Lion, Auntie Em and the dude behind the curtain ain’t looking too good right about now. And the Tin Man looks like a can of tuna opened with a hatchet. The scarecrow totally got to ‘em. He, on the other hand, wears the zombie thing quite well.





