I bet you feel like you already own this Space Rock T Shirt, because it reaches straight down into the elementals of man. Straight to the core, the essence of being.
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Here’s Sheldon Cooper’s expanded version of Roshambo.
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and rock crushes scissors.”
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Wow. This one really hits close to home and by home I mean to say my mom’s basement. I really have been doing some soul searching and have decided I have to make some changes. I need to get out of this basement a little bit, and I think the greatest excuse in the world to do it would be to hit various karaoke nights in night time establishments throughout the city and practice my karaoke.
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Apparently, some people think there is a dearth of rock ‘n roll in the world today. They think most of the music coming out is either electronica, rap, hip hop, or whiny little emo bands that can’t really rock. I tend to agree with them, but you can never oversimplify these types of these things with blanket statements. There are some seriously rockin’ bands goin’ right now. They just aren’t totally in vogue. But, they have their following and they’re selling records, so really everything is alright in the world. Not saying you shouldn’t take a nap until the rockers are on top of the world again, but I have Rhapsody, so I listen to whatever I want whenever I want. Except for Led Zeppelin. They don’t have the ultimate rockers yet, but they will.
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This is funny. It’s almost too cute, but treads that fine line between terrific humor and smarmy bullshit. And, plus, it’s funny because it’s true. From cradle to rock ‘n roll to rocking chair. Ah, the never-ending cycle of life.
Alright. This shirt is just too cute to ignore. It makes you smile, so it’s in the “made a little funny” category. And what about that faux vintage wear. That makes this gem all the more loveable. Plus, don’t ever under estimate the funny power of mutual admiration between wood and stone. It’s elemental.
This shirt comes out of nowhere. At first you are saying, “yeah, yeah, yeah, Rochambeau, that’s cute,” but then all of a sudden hand three busts out the satan sign and completely out of left field you’re laughing. Quality shirt right here. If you dig a setup and serious delivery in your comedy, you should probably snatch up this Rock, Paper, Metal shirt immediately.
