This, of course, is in reference to the Internet sensation Nyan Cat video, which you can see in its epic 10 hour form below. Enjoy! Or you could save some time and just buy the Cat Plus Pastry Equals Rainbow T Shirt and simply hum that tune over and over and over, until all your friends and family want to throttle the living daylights out of you. If I was making your choices for you, that is definitely what I would do.
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We have all eaten a crayons or 9 in our lives, while pretending each color had a corresponding flavor. And we’ve all crapped them out two days later. And, we’ve all stuck them in our anuses. And, and…we’ve all done that thing with the cat and the tail. Never mind, biting the top end of the crayon is just the tip of what happens with crayons and kids and that’s why this Taste the Rainbow T Shirt is funny. It totally reminds people of bestiality and that’s happy fun times right there.
You know you’re really trippin’ balls when you see these double unicorn at the end of the rainbow.
Even Yosemite Bear didn’t see this kind of psychedelic miracle. And, if you happen upon this type of site, it may be too much for your mind and psyche to handle. It’s like this Double Unicorn entity’s gotta show itself as a burning bush in order to hide it’s divine gloriousness. Actually, when you get this Double Unicorn T Shirt and wear it you may, very possibly, have to deal with people getting overwhelmed and fainting and shit. You might want to learn some CPR or at least master that gently face slapping technique. Maybe carry one of those paper fans, like in the kabuki theater. And, maybe just maybe learn how to dash water on people’s faces when they’re out cold.
Little wordplay and funny image hijinx. You see this is a mockery of care bear, which are those sickly sweet characters for the entertainment of the children, and the ball tripping Deadheads that stare at the rainbow themes and think about the Universal Mind, peace, lentils, and balling that bra less redhead in the van to spots down. Instead, you have a Scare Bear T Shirt with a fang baring bear that would scare the children and harsh the hippie buzz.Of course, Snorg Tees, added a little rainbow bib to the scary bear, which is a very nice touch that will bring the children in, before ultimately frightening them with the fangs and scarring them for 27 years, until the therapy kicks in.
Rainbow tshirts for the whole family. Do not forget to tuck them in to look more tidy.
San Francisco artist, Gilbert Baker, hooked up the LGBT group with the Rainbow flag in 1978, so the Apple, headquartered, not too far away in the Silicon Valley, was well aware of the connotation when they busted out these tshirts.
Happy Halloween!
If you’re gay, this is a great costume. Plus, it’s straight funny. The homosexuals did sort of commandeer the rainbow, which is a pretty cool design. Back in the days of Harvey Milk, they took to the streets with a new flag. It banded them together, gave them strength, and left all the non-homosexuals with no choice but to be much more drab in our color selection.
Shouldn’t that be “ghey?” Just trying to be a little more PC.
Meanwhile, you’re entering a real gray area if you’re wearing this shirt. Yeah, you’re making a statement, but at the same time you are wearing a rainbow, so some people may question your real motivation, like maybe your 83% ghey yourself.
