Funny t shirts: Express Yourself


No One Cares About Your Blog Tshirt

It’s brutally honest and hits way too close to home, but truth spares no one. Plus, my mom reads my blog a lot…all the time…right Mom? Mom…?

Anyway, wear this and let all those electronic journal wankers tellin’ the cyber world about clippin’ their nails, eatin’ snap doodle pops and gettin’ all emotional about their latest Internet dating break up, that no one cares about their blog!

Man, when I write that it feels so harsh, but if you can convince just one blogger to move on to more productive things like threadin’ titanium screws at the sheet metal building factory, then it’s more than worth it and you have net positive in the “making the world a better place” metrics report that will be read by God, Peter, Paul and Sammy Davis Jr., when it comes your time to pass.

This is hot! No One Cares About Your Blog! Tshirt


August 11, 2008   No Comments

We Got Crazy Game Tshirt

If I’m not mistaken, Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson, Scot Pollard and Ricky Davis all balled for St. Jude at one time or other, so you know the place is legit and justified in saying they have crazy game.

And talk about rivalries. It’s bitter intense when St. Jude’s and the One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest gang take it to the main stage.

Granny set shot off the corner of the backboard FTW.

Jack Nicholson and Ron Artest agree that you should purchase the We got Crazy game! St. Jude Psychiatric Hospital Rec. Basketball League tshirt immediately.


August 1, 2008   No Comments

On the Internet, I’m a 15 year old girl tshirt

When it comes right down to it, you don’t know who’s on the other end of those crazy bits and bytes. In fact, I’m actually a cheetah and contrary to a common misconception, I don’t type in short fast bursts. I’m actually a hunt and peck keyboardist. I get it all the time: “You must be a middle-age uncle from Portugal…I can tell from your dialectic.”

No, no, no.

So, I just wanted to bring to light who’s on the other end of this Tshirt Groove connection. I feel that after the initial shock, there will be understanding and for those that stay, a closer bond.

Actually, this is simply a public service message. And, you’ll probably need to sit down for this: People can upload fake images on the Internet. And type stuff that isn’t true. Seriously, I’ve heard about it in my vast research.

Get this tshirt to help remind yourself to be ever-vigilant of imposters: On the Internet, I’m a 15 year old girl.


July 31, 2008   No Comments

Irish Yoga Tshirt

These guys are really limbering up, opening the shakras and getting to that zen state.

Celebrate a different state of mind. Evolve and find your higher self.

Molly McCrakken says get this Irish Yoga tee, because it’s high art and riotous and green.


July 30, 2008   No Comments