Hey poker’s been going strong for like 10 years now, but there’s always room for a newbie or a noob as we veterans of the poker wars like to call ‘em. And, if you are a noob, you need to understand the game and the best way to start that understanding is to know the hands and their relative value. And, of course, the best way to know the hands is to have this Poker Hands T Shirt, which lists them all in order.
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Now, see this is like a trick question, because this person could probably easily quit poker, as long as he has the horses and a direct line to the sports book at The Mirage, and perhaps some dice and maybe any little bet scenario, like whether or not the fat kid is going to pick his nose before he gets picked up by his mom.
Christ looks a little bummed, like he’s on a losing streak and he’s not paying attention or simply just taking to long to drop his ante in the pot. I wonder if he thought coming in, there was no way he was going to lose because, well, he’s the son of god, but as he got into the game, he realized he didn’t have any special poker powers. So, he’s totally relying on his human side to play and it’s just not getting him anywhere.
Royal party dude. It’s good to be King. The humor is in the details. One, top king is giving the devil rocks sign. Two, the beer is labeled XXX, which is what a lot of unnamed liquor is called, but it’s still funny. Oh, and I guess the fact that the King of Spades split personality is hooking it up with the instant buzz is kinda hilarious as well.
