
This is so true, except if they got the point they were laying down flat as a board on the plank they would be mocked into eternity by ship mates. Not only are they guilty of mutiny (or diddling the captain’s parrot), they are also showing great weakness by not walking the plank with great alacrity. Or maybe pirates are plankers, because they make their captives walk the plank on whims. If this is the case, then you can forgot the entire first bit that I typed up there.
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Wait! There were Mexican Pirates in a LAKE between Texas and Mexico. What? Wait! There’s water land locked water between Texas and Mexico. What?
My condolescences to the Hartley family, especially wife, Tiffany Hartley, but that story sounds like something you’d see in a Tim Burton movie or something. Fantastical and horrible.
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