What you can’t see in this picture is that Darth just pushed aside five little children to get his chance at the pinata. It’s little known that Vader has a sweet tooth, and can’t wait to get at the candy that is making this innocent little papier-mache donkey burst at the seams.
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This is for all the frilly, crepe paper, Mexican party favors out there. Don’t accept your sad fate any more. Grab that bat and show those blindfolded little twerps what for. Knock the stuffing out of them…rocks, sticks, toy cars, iPod Touch, switchblade, rabbit foot, Twizzler. Shake ‘em down and show ‘em a little taste of their own medicine.
See. Here’s why this is funny. That’s a pinata and anybody that’s been to a 5–12 year-old’s birthday party in the last 20 years, knows that pinatas are very often involved. Hit the pinata blind folded. Eventually, the thing breaks open and there you go: candy.
