Hey, if you’re goin’ that way and takin’ aliens back to the rondevouz point, might as well pile on as many as can hang on. I’m sure there’s no weight limit to ET’s powers of bike levitation. I mean he could pick up a half dozen bikes, all but one he wasn’t even riding on.
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Those are some beasty sinewy werewolves howling at a blood red moon that looks somewhat like an organ from a mammal. Plus, you have a scary dead tree, vampire bats flying around, big sharp teeth, fiery red eyes, and menacing nostril steam, to make this one of the spookiest shirts I’ve ever seen. The 3 Werewolves T Shirt is especially insidious because it is mimicking the ubiquitous three wolves concept, which is such iconic imagery for togetherness, soulfulness, and metaphysical exploration. I mean that’s what I feel when I see those magnificent beasts howling at the full moon.
Never think that there’s enough wolves on t shirts in the world. This is another spectacular offering. It’s so soulful and mystical and wonderful. There’s a wolf howling at the moon. There’s a wolf riding a white horse amongst the stars howling at the moon. Magnificent.
Even though on the surface you may look like you’re dressing to go to a fish fry, in reality you’re making a savvy move to attract the ladies on a subconscious level. This shirt totally throws off a very strong masculine vibe and even the most strong women will find themselves strangely compelled to chat with you. To eye your every move with sideways glances. To feel their pulse in their neck on the sly.
You know the astronauts are getting comfy up on the moon when they start adding the neighborhood kitsch to the yard. The pink flamingo on the front lawn is the cherry on top to a settled domicile. This is exactly why I think there are communities on the moon right now. You saw Moon with Sam Rockwell. That’s sci-fi and it was only an energy harvesting station, but take that a little further and you have little bungalos, lawn, picket fences, secret dalliances between neighboring parents, and dogs shitting on the petunia patch. Very happy little American Moon Dream.
Manifest destiny keeps on rolling. We put our minds to it and got our men to the moon. We found. We keep. United States of America and Puerto Rico and the Moon. 48 contiguous states. Hawaii. Alaska. And the Moon.
ET was totally sick of the sniveling Elliot by the time they made the final ascent. And that little wicker basket could not have been comfortable, so inevitably Elliot was thrown off like so much dead weight. This tshirt captures the pivotal moment, where ET frees himself of the heavy load that was Elliot. And don’t kid yourself. Elliot may have been a stupid little kid, but he knew it was coming. He knew it was inevitable. Thus, his half-hearted attempt to reach out. His feigning interest in why.
