I just saw the movie Exit Through the Gift Shop, which is Banksy’s movie about that French dude, and it was spectacular. Then, today, lo and behold, I run into this t shirt which features a Banksy design, so, of course, I have to feature it. It doesn’t hurt that the Monkey Keep It Real T Shirt just grabs your attention and makes you think. Why is that depressed monkey wearing a sandwich board. And why does that sandwich board say Keep It Real. It’s mesmerizing and cool.
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Fact: This monkey looks cool. Fact: the pen, the tie, the glasses, and the button down shirt make this monkey look hard working and respectable. Fact: that monkey just threw shit at the FedEx dude. Fact: no matter how business casual you dress a monkey, you still should never let them loose in an office.
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This here shirt is pretty spectacular. That monkey is totally dressed all casual, but he’s seeing red and will tear your face off if you don’t give him plenty of space. Sometimes you don’t even know when it’s coming with the Super Violent. It’s funny you notice details on this Super Violent Monkey T Shirt, yet it’s intentionally blurry.
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Richard Pryor was an awesome standup at least for a white hot period of time. Very influential to the comedy community, and if you’re into him, I don’t need to tell you why it would be a great idea to purchase this Richard Pryor T shirt. Okay, maybe just a few reasons:
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The monkey is the thing in The Hangover sequel. One can say he steals the show and them’s big words, because the show was packed with massive comedic performances. However, it’s probably advisable to own the Monkey Dealer T Shirt if you’re a fan of The Hangover 2, because it’s just a great picture of the monkey and it’s cool to have the word “dealer” above a monkey. Am I right?
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Sometimes you have to blow out the cobwebs with absurd randomness and this Monkey Chandelier T Shirt fits the bill. First, that has to be one of those massive chandeliers in a huge hall with about 6000 little sparklie prisms casting that champagne colored light onto the hardwood floor and the fancy, well-coiffed people mingling below. I say it has to be massive because it dwarfs the monkey. Now, I suppose the monkey could be any number of sizes. I don’t know my monkeys that well, but I know that some are tiny and some are pretty large.
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This is an absolutely spectacular shirt. The ruffles. The suit jacket. You can imagine this monkey has a tail sticking out of the tails in his colorful jacket. The knickers. Buckle shoes. Hosiery. Let your imagination run wild as you stare at this Forefather T Shirt. Look deep into the monkey’s eyes. Imagine that you are caressing it’s powdered wig. Enjoy the statesmanly white beard. And realize that Headline Shirts is making a statement that a lot of vocal individuals WILL NOT LIKE. Evolution happened!
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Think about being a monkey shot up into space. Pretty fuckin’ crazy experience. You get pulled from your jungle lair, where you’re used to scratchin’ your ass, climbing trees, throwing mangoes at unsuspecting Pygmie tribes, picking fleas from your lovers hair coat, and swinging from branch to branch. No clothes. Free. Relaxed. Happy. Bam.
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