So this dude Baron Von Mildenstein was into some heavy shit involving trying to form a partnership between Zionism and the Nazi State. I got that off some stub on Wikipedia, so take it as gospel truth, yo. Anyway, the point is you can take any deep, important, heavy, political, world-changing subject in history, boil it down to the key players, add a milk mustache to those key players and then all of a sudden you have a hilarious shirt.
milk mustache
Hey lookie there. That glass of milk has a mustache, and a top hat, and cane, and spats, and smug look of satisfaction about being so dapper. Admit it, you’d be feeling pretty dang smug if you looked that sharp, especially that painstakenly groomed ‘stash.
