Not sure how much the Andrew Jackson fan club will appreciate this switcherooni, but it’s high time Michael Jackson got his proper recognition on some money. There’s probably underlying meaning with this particular bill and pop singer, but I haven’t been sleeping enough and it’s not occurring the me. I mean there’s the Jackson connection. And, there was Jacko’s song, $20 bill, but other than that and the fact that MJ lured boys to Neverland Ranch with fistfuls of $20s are the only connections I’m making with this Michael Jackson 20 Dollar Bill T Shirt.
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This song and video has inspired quite a few funny t shirts because it’s so powerful. The burgeoning love story between the letter jacket wearing Jackson and the bobby sox, skirted young thing. He gave her a ring just to be his girl. Then he wants to bring up that he’s a little different than other guys. Be he decides to bring it up on a full moon night and the clouds move away from the moon and whammo. But, actually, they’re just watching a movie, except that it was Michael in the movie, but really he’s just watching the movie with his girl. But, it’s too scary for her. So, she leaves, he follows then proceeds to try to scare her with a scary song as they walk home.
This probably shouldn’t have happened. The song, Breaking News, is doo doo and the family is suspected of making a fake song to squeeze some more cash out of the King of Pops legacy. There’s a creepy line in there that says “you just want to write my obituary.” No, but you seem to have made that happen on your own Jacko. I really don’t care if Jackson’s legacy is soiled by greedy family. The dude diddled little boys at the Neverland Ranch, so he really doesn’t deserve to rest in peace.
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Michael Jackson must be walking on clouds or cloud walking (ha, ha, get it, moon walking, cloud walking…it’s a more bouncy, loopy sort of dance, rather than that smooth electroglide he invented), seeing that his Thriller choreography has made the big time: a funny tshirt.
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Sometimes you just have to set the record straight. You ain’t on the dead Jacko bandwagon. You dug his shit since Off the Wall. Not all his shit mind you. Some of those tunes were severely whack, but Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough makes me want to wear pastels and spin ’round and ’round in a meadow, with the sun shining on my face and glinting off my perfectly white teeth.
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