I like this shirt. There are those commercials about getting a natural high from exercise, accomplishing goals, making art, or attaining professional status, and maybe having a loving family, but really those things are illusory and come and go like the wind, whereas marijuana is real and sustainable. It’s tangible. You can roll it in your hands. You can stuff it in the the bong. It will be there when you need it. It is a best friend, because lord knows you can’t trust humans to always be there for you. And it’s natural! Totally frickin’ natural! It should not be illegal.
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Who is this rotund dude with the male pattern baldness the coat and marijuana tie and the clown nose. He’s spectacular whoever he is and he’s the unlikely spokesman for the Medical Marijuana Association. Dude is enjoying himself. He’s got a stethoscope and a big belly laugh. You can come over to his place any time and he’ll smoke you out. Dude also digs Cypress Hill more than any other musical band ever. Good taste.
This is a little twist to the old school intermission animation played in theaters in the 1950s: “Let’s all go to the lobby to ourselves a treat.”
Headline Shirts freshened it up a bit and is now celebrating the art of partying and the appropriate accoutrements, including cigarettes, 40 Ouncers, and, of course, a bag of weed. Please note the red cross. It’s medical grade. Someone has a condition. Those items are indeed the building blocks of a fine shindig, and you’d be wise to secure them for your next get together. Bonus points if you wear the Let’s All Go To the Party T Shirt as you’re providing the party with its lifeblood.
Hey, this is a great anti-violence, pro-weed tee for all you stoners with pacifist hearts out there. And there are a lot of you, which is why this Load Bongs Not Guns T Shirt is so popular.
Happy 420 bro and brosettas. You know what I’m talking about, and so does Headline Shirts with this fine offering, featuring George Washington, who, as 22% of the High Times articles have reported, partook in a little of the weed, ganja, smokey smoke. Why not have an Original Chronic T Shirt with one of our founding fathers proudly on display.
Gotta vote for the weed ya know. Legalize it. It’s so damn obvious I can’t even believe it’s been illegal for this long. Have we learned nothing from prohibition. The only reason Prop 19 has a chance is that California is desperate for revenue. Otherwise, it would be business as usual with the corrections industry alive and well. What happens when 42% of your criminals are no longer criminals. Gonna be some layoffs at the local prison (BTW: I made up that 42% number, but it is high…so to speak).
Sometimes you need to add a little class to your doob smokin’ ways. Yeah, 6 out of 7 days you can answer the question: “what time is it?” with a “4:20 dude” that would make Spicoli proud, but sometimes, mix in a little learning, education, and classiness. Get out a white board or chalk board and write out in Roman numerals: IV:XX.
Is this a shout out to Tetris. Or am I missing some picayune pop culture reference that anyone under the age of 16 knows. All I know the art looks good and the concept of wearing a Train Wreck Tshirt on your chest seems hard core.
Hey, nothing stops potential bullies or muggers in their tracks than telling them from the outset that you have high friends in places. I mean, they hear that and they’re like, “well, then hook me up with the Bubblegum Kush, Orange Krush, Jamaican Gold, or even the little strips.” Then, they haven’t mugged you, you still have your beautiful face intact and your cash on your person, and you’ve made a new weed buddy. Win-Win.
Here’s a very possible short scene highlighting the evils of the Devil Weed.
Glaucoma Patient: Doc…I think it’s working.
Doc: Why even come back to me if you think IT is working. You know how I feel about this.
Glaucoma Patient: Come on Doc, I was scared of losing my site, and I’d heard cannabis could help.
Doc: Well, I’m glad you’re feeling better.
Glaucoma Patient: I am. I really am, but I still wanted a professional opinion on where I’m at.
Doc: Fine. Fine. Just remember I told you marijuana has possible side effects.
Glaucoma Patient: I know. I know. Gateway drug. Lung issues. I’ll take the risk.
Doc: I was thinking more of the mental issues, like acute paranoia.
Glaucoma Patient: I’m fine. I feel good.
Doc: All right. All right. Cover your right eye. Read the chart. Start from the top.
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Legalize the marijuana. When the going gets tough with the economy, the tough legalize a quite harmless drug. End the doobie prohibition. Yes you can California. Set the precedent. Yes you can Obama. Make it a federal mandate. Bring in the tax revenue empty the prisons of nonviolent criminals, so we don’t have to pay $30K plus to house and feed them.
