This is a nice little mashup of very dramatic epic film and a goofy Christmas flick that is pretty funny. The combination makes for a great little T Shirt.
You get it right?
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Lord of the Rings
This is the thing right here. Dumbledore Gandalf wasn’t pure as the newly driven snow. He had some shit in his closet and I bet that, yes, he was a beast in the sack ’til his dying day. He had charisma and vim and vigor, and I think along with keeping tip top with his magic, he kept himself in shape, so he definitely didn’t need the pills a lot of the older male generation depends on to get it up.
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Gandalf is not the only one that has the fortitude to stand up to scary beasts from the underworld. The Monopoly guy can grab and sword and staff and muster up that kind of brave strength as well. Of course, he’s only standing up to your kid sister, who you just gypped out of Boardwalk and Park Place for a Get Out of Jail card, but hey bravery is bravery.
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It’s good to make the distinction between Elf and Elv-ish. It’s a slight but it makes for a profound difference. I have no idea what I’m talking about and don’t even know what this I’m Not an Elf I’m Elvish T Shirt means in the slightest. But, I trust the instincts of Tshirt Bordello implicitly and if they felt moved to make a shirt that says what this shirt says and it’s related to the Lord of the Rings, then I have full confidence that it’s good and means a great deal to those that enjoy LOTR, and gives them much joy and happiness and a richer life.
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Designed by spacemonkeydr, this Dark Lords Happy Hour T Shirt is a special treat. Very funny. Birds of a feather flock together. It’s good to get together with peers, knock a few back to loosen the tongue, and just talk shop. Here we have Darth Vader, Sauron, and Voldemort bonding over liquor and an unknown dive.
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This is a straight up slap in the face to the good fun-loving Jersey Shore folk. It’s a bit of cultural commentary that compares these fine people and their unique style to short fictional characters with hairy fat feet. You can see the resemblance to DJ Pauly D in the gelled up douche hair, the douche shades, the douche hand gestures, the douche pursed lips, and the douche pinky ring. The only thing that is really missing is the tan. On this Douche Baggins T Shirt our hero needs more tan.
Sweet little mash up. Diff’rent Strokes and the Lord of the Rings. Gary Coleman and Elijah Woods. Late-70s and Early 80s with Early 00s. Very clever and satisfying combo that you would never think would go well together. I simply love those happy accidents.
