I don’t know much about the Jewish culture but I’m pretty sure this is a Rabbi or Hasid wielding a manora that is light sabers rather than candles. Festival of lights is probably something the Jews doing during the holidays. So, with that background you can now totally appreciate the Festival of Lightsabers T Shirt. And, I’m going to take this assumption even further. I believe you’re probably reaching for your wallet, no matter what culture you’re from or religion you practice.
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Jewnion Label is a spectacularly odd combination of Jewish culture and union labeling. You know how unions have those logos that look like creepy cabal Masons, skull & crossbones with circles and symbols and stuff. And you know how there are predominant behaviors or patterns in different groups of people, including the Jewish culture. Well, combine sort of a blue collar workingman ethos with the distinct Jewish customs and proclivities and you get something altogether unique and strangely appealing. It’s a celebration of the co-mingling of opposites.
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I’m not Jewish but the culture is fascinating to me, especially the amazing amount of comedy that has been generated. There’s this dark, vulnerable, us-against-the-world, embrace life and kick ass type of vibe that I get from Jewish comedians that is irresistible. So, of course, I love this Dreidel That’s How I Roll T Shirt. Wait, that was kind of a leap that didn’t make that much logical sense. Is that what you think? Well, I don’t care. I appreciate Jews and their toys for children, so I give this shirt high marks.
The Bear Jew beat Nazi’s with a baseball bat in the Quentin Tarantino film, Inglourious Basterds. That was a cool film. That’s a cool cowboy justice concept. Thus, you must have a shirt that celebrates fictional righteous violence. That’s right…the bat is on the shirt as well.
To fully appreciate the magnificence of this tshirt, let’s first do some background research. According to the Shabbat Wikipedia entry:“Shabbat is the seventh day of the Jewish week and a day of rest in Judaism.”
You see sometimes with these funny shirt joints, they don’t get their dialect right. Sometimes their spelling is off. Sometimes their geography is off…see the word Canada under the flag of Iceland. And, sometimes they’re politics are wrong…Without me It’s Just Aweso.
Not sure what it is about Jews, but most I’ve encountered have had incredible senses of humor. If you’re into the Jewish specific humor. If you’re Jewish and want to support a tshirt biz with proprietors of similar faith, or you know the power of wearing special Jewish martial arts moves on your chest, then you should probably pull out your wallet and snatch up one of these Jewdo Chop tshirts immediately.
Happy New Year! Hope you’re feeling as festive and benevolent as these holy men.
Let’s have a look at this. This is the first step to complete world harmony. Getting the religions to jump and shout and dance about as best friends forever. Symbolically, we have the Buddhist monk, Catholic priest, Jewish rabbi and the Islamic holy man taking a day trip to the mall. They’ve found such great post-holiday sales that they can’t help but jump for joy.
There’s nothing more sinister than an innocent looking kid cheating at dreidel. I mean you have to be a pretty sophisticated grifter to successfully cheat at the spinning top game, which means there are well-funded, state-of-the-art dreidel cheating cartels out there. And, that, my friends, is very scary.
