Jesus

jesus q a code t shirt Jesus QR Bar Code T Shirtbuy now button yellow Jesus QR Bar Code T ShirtCan this really be somebody’s QR Bar Code? Please. I love Jesus. He needs to be everywhere. In fact, I have him on top of my pen. It’s a Jesus pen topper and it gives me strength when I write important notes to my mother, such as “Sorry for forgetting to take out the trash. It’s gone now, and the maggot situation is under control…I think.”

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soul surfing t shirt Soul Surfer T Shirtbuy now button yellow Soul Surfer T ShirtHere’s a movie about the surfer girl, Bethany Hamilton, who lost an arm to a shark while surfing, but decided it was a good idea to continue surfing.

Of course, Wikipedia says the term soul surfing cropped up in the 1960s as describing surfing for the shear pleasure of surfing. This was before bullshit billabong surf competitions. Or apparel lines. Or groupies. Surfing for surfings sake.

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jesus is my homeboy t shirt Jesus Is My Homeboy T Shirtbuy now button yellow Jesus Is My Homeboy T ShirtHappy Easter! He has risen. He died a miserable, torturous, criminal’s death. Got shoved in a tomb. Rose up to heaven. Then came back down three days later. Wait, didn’t he do some business in the depths of hell as well, during that time. I mean you can get a lot done in three days. Anyway…have a chocolate bunny…I give you permission.

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what wouldnt jesus do t shirt Hang Gliding What Wouldnt Jesus Do T shirtbuy now button yellow Hang Gliding What Wouldnt Jesus Do T shirtMerry Christmas. What’s more appropriate than a Jesus shirt on this holiday that celebrate his birth.

What Wouldn’t Jesus Do. Another legitimate question, though in the example on the shirt they have Jesus hang gliding, which, presumably, they are saying is an adventure activity he would not participate in. But, you have to think with all the hiking, and ballsy moves like clearing out the money changers from the temple and dying for people’s sins, and being resurrected, that maybe he could handle a little adrenaline daredevil sporting type activity. So, I love What Wouldn’t Jesus Do  T Shirt because it does depict him hang gliding, which is a great way to picture Jesus, especially since he has long hair but a receding hairline. And, because he’s doing this activity in a robe and bare feet, and you can tell he’s totally  in to it.

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chou logo Chou! Free The Gamer WithinThe Chou t shirt store specializes in original gamer and nerdy culture designs that will be right up your alley if you spend more than 72% of your time plugged into a game system or on a computer. They hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin (hey neighbor…I’m in Milwaukee!).

Under staff it says Daniel Chou, so I’m thinking we’re talking about a one-man operation or a very small operation, which I love to support, along with prodigious use of the word “apparel.” Some of the shirt concepts seem to be rehashes that I’ve seen before (ie: Canada America’s Hat and Camping is In-Tents), but there are enough original concepts to make a visit to Chou Store worth your while, especially if you take advantage of the Shirt of the Week that’s on super special — $10 at time of posting, which is a pretty sweet deal.

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I’m thrown for a loop by My God Designs Jesus series. I’m not sure what to make of it. I’m sure this site has its fans, because I know there is a lot of Christians out there that like to push the envelope and be a little  edgy. And, these shirts with Jesus doing things like your favorite bro would do is edgy. It takes the Son of  God out of the robes and sandals and teacher role, and puts him in everyday sportsman or gamer. Not sure how  this works. I guess maybe you’re modernizing the Christ, making him relate-able. Someone that you can play Call  of Duty with and who will also save you from your sins for real.

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jesus hates the yankees tshirt Jesus Hates the Yankees T Shirtbuy now button yellow Jesus Hates the Yankees T ShirtI’m a little late on this post, but it sure was good to have the highest payroll in baseball bounced by the Rangers. You realize that the Yankees-Rangers payroll disparity, $207 million vs. $55 million, was the largest in playoff history. That’s no joke. That’s a huge difference and a wonderful reason to root for the underdog versus the overpaid, arrogant evil empire. Of course, I’m all for the San Francisco Giants winning the World Series, so good job Rangers on knocking out the Yanks, now it’s time to lose.

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kaka brazil World Cup 2010: FIFA Ban Brazil Players From Displaying Religious T ShirtsKaka belongs to Jesus, but he’s not going to be able to testify in front of the millions paying attention to this year’s World

Cup in South Africa. Brazil futbol has put its foot down.

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Well, what’s more appropriate than featuring the funniest Jesus T-shirts on the day Christians throughout the world celebrate his resurrection. Not much. Maybe, coloring eggs with toxic dyes, or eating chocolate bunnies, or wearing ugly pastels, but other than that an in depth look at the funny Jesus T Shirts is best way to celebrate Easter.

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jesus is a really shitty scientist tshirt Jesus Is a Shitty Scientist T shirtbuy tshirt button2 Jesus Is a Shitty Scientist T shirtJesus can’t deal with the math. He can’t deal with the rigor of hypothesis and scientific testing. He’s a story teller. He brings the entertainment and the drama. Don’t ask him to bust out a bunson burner and test tubes and the periodic table.

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Jesus BRB Baby

by on March 1, 2010

jesus brb tee Jesus BRB Babybuy tshirt button2 Jesus BRB BabyAnother version of Jesus BRB tshirt has run in this space and it was good. So, why the repeat? Good question, thanks for askin’. I’ll tell you why. Because it is grade A fresh hilarious. And this one takes a little different approach. Jesus is more the cool Dogma Buddy Christ — comin’ right back bros, Jesus. Whereas the previous Jesus BRB tshirt was more straight old-school messiah like.

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BRB tshirt jesus a comin back BRB Jesus a Comin Back T Shirtbuy tshirt button2 BRB Jesus a Comin Back T ShirtNever quite seen Jesus look like this. Kind of a longish nose and a definite sneer, like it’s all planned out m-f’ers. You got me this time, but I’ll Be Right Back (BRB). Get it. And, hell, it’s gonna be sooner than later the way things are goin’. Don’t believe the green shoots nonsense, the economy has much further to sink…perhaps to a point of sanity and equilibrium.

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