It’s always good to put absolute faith in anything that originates on the Internet. It’s the new frontier and it’s 100% trustworthy. Pop ups that say you’ve won the latest iPad. Emails that say you can get your share of $34 million from a Nigerian prince and add 6 inches to your penis. Or even date hot models and actresses in three easy steps. Seriously. Trust all of that stuff. And, trust me…this Trust Me I’m From the Internet T Shirt is awesome. You will be the coolest kid on your block if you own it, but only if you’re the first…or maybe the second.
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They say you can believe everything you read on the Internet, and this Quotes Found on the Internet Are Not Always Accurate T Shirt confirms that wisdom. Take everything you read with a big ass grain of salt. What does taking things with a grain of salt mean? I’d look it up on the Internet, but who’s to say the information I find is not bunk. Lordy, I’m in a bit of a predicament at this point. I’m trying to put together an information-packed post to entertain you, but I’m having a crisis of faith. I know longer trust the source material.
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I have a feeling this My Cat is On the Internet T Shirt is applicable to approximately 789 million people and this Earth we call home. Just about everybody that has a cat, features that cat in photos and videos on the Internet. Do you have a cat? Is it on the Internet? Don’t lie…you know it is. It’s a meme for God’s sake. My cat is on the Internet and I don’t even have a cat or access to the Internet.
Apparently, Biden is spending way too much time on his fantasy baseball team and his Calla Lily fetish (don’t ask!), so Obama is considering developing an Internet Kill Switch, which will enable him to pull the plug on Joe’s activities as well as strategic swaths of online connectivity across the country. Apparently, it has something to do with National Security.
When it comes right down to it, you don’t know who’s on the other end of those crazy bits and bytes. In fact, I’m actually a cheetah and contrary to a common misconception, I don’t type in short fast bursts. I’m actually a hunt and peck keyboardist. I get it all the time: “You must be a middle-age uncle from Portugal…I can tell from your dialectic.”
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If you’re like me (and I’m sure you are) sometimes you get tired of all the random humor on these crazy tshirts these kids wear now-a-days. It’s about time we got back to some good ol’ homespun truths like The Internet is for Lovers.
