Another fine offering in the I’d Hit That collection of funny t shirts. This one, of course, a snooze button. And, who wouldn’t want to hit that, especially at frickin’ 6:30 in the AM. That’s way too early. The beauty of this shirt is that it’s wordplay that hints at a man or woman mentioning that they’d have sexual relations with someone within sight. And, that, my friends, is a very romantic notion in a carnal, animal lust way. Who doesn’t want a little dirty copulation in the season of love. I sure could use some moist mash. Couldn’t you?
I’d hit that
I hate to even bring this card to the attention of all the millions of faithful readers, because cards and sex is usually the wrong thing to do. But, when it comes to the time-honored tradition of playing on words, showing 11 at the blackjack table and saying you’d hit it, which is absolutely the right play, is quite humorous. It tickles the fancy fo’ sho’.
See. Here’s why this is funny. That’s a pinata and anybody that’s been to a 5–12 year-old’s birthday party in the last 20 years, knows that pinatas are very often involved. Hit the pinata blind folded. Eventually, the thing breaks open and there you go: candy.
