Nice wordplay, ‘cuz you know it’s supposed to be hopeless romantic, and instead those crazy Vintage Vantage folks dropped a Homeless Romantic T Shirt on all you unsuspecting fools. It’s great on a wordplay level.
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The answer to this riddle is that there is one shirt that gets perpetually stolen from homeless people. How can that be you ask. Unless, homeless steal from homeless, then this is impossible. And, while, I’m not denying that homeless do steal from homeless all the time. I mean it’s hard to lock shit up in a shopping cart, and when you have to take a link under the bridge or in the alley, sometimes it’s not practical to roll the cart in there with you, so then your cart with stuff is exposed. And, maybe you just dumpster dove for an amazing inflatable pillow that only has a small hole that you patched with some duct tape you found around a pipe in the squatters house you crash at twice a week. Well, boom, that’s a prime piece of homeless property and ripe to be stolen by another homeless person lucky enough to walk by as you’re relieving yourself.
Way way better than party ’til you puke. A lot better than party hearty. And even slightly better than the Grand Old Party. This shirt tops the top party shirts in the business, which is pretty outstanding. I suppose if you wear this one around enough it’s going to strike a cord with some of the folks that have already taken this advice to heart and now are sleeping under a ripped tarp down by the aqueduct. In fact, I’m pretty certain you will enter into engaging dialogue if you were to wear this the next time you ladle up the soup at the shelter or pass out coffee and sandwiches on skid row.
