Han Solo is really proud of his ship, Millenium Falcon, making the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. Now, you can celebrate that masterful achievement by getting the 34th Annual Kessel Fun Run T Shirt. Come on you know you want a light-hearted Star Wars themed shirt. And, don’t tell me you think Santa is gonna come through and get it for you.
Han Solo
Hey everybody meet Han Solo for the first time in the Cantina. He flew the Millenium Falcon on the Kessel run in less than 12 seconds. “You’ve never heard of the Millenium Falcon?”
Little mashup of Entourage and Star Wars right here. Is that a strange combination? You bet it is, but it’s a calculated risk because the people that are into both are gonna get this Hantourage T Shirt or die tryin’. His game is their fortune, obviously applies to both Han Solo and Vince Chase, because the game is the job of smuggling and/or acting. And their fortune means Han’s makes his clients big money and for Vince his crew leeches off him.
Sometimes a weapon is the only religion you need and the only thing that will get you through the night, thus this Star Wars Blaster T Shirt is highly appropriate for any and all that truly believe. Are there any geeky NRA members. They’ll probably dig this shirt as well. Whatever the case how about all of the detail about the blaster pictured on the shirt. 604 Republic did a highly commendable job, which is probably why you have already asked your mom for her credit card so you can get one or two of these.
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This is just a cool looking shirt. Han Solo was always cool. Harrison Ford was handsome and he had a bit of caustic wit and he always did it his way. Combine that with a weird and so shallow he was deep Andy Warhol and you have an amazing collision of substance and style and pop culture. I almost feel like if too many people wear this Double Solo Warhol T Shirt it may create an pop culture vortex that will suck up any and all that enjoy movies, music, and television…and viral Youtube videos. Almost like the Second Coming of Christ, except instead of Christians being whisked away it’s entertainment addicts.
This shirt rocks. Couldn’t have nailed the Star Wars look any better. And Hans Harrison has never looked so dashing as he does in this splayed leg killer solo pose. I often consider this shirt, as I’m sure the creators did. What if it said “Hans Solo?” Or what if didn’t have any text? Would that take it to the next level? We’ll never know, but the shirt is funny nonetheless.
