I’m sure there’s a contingent about a million strong that own or simply love pug dogs. And I am equally certain that I would be doing those people a disservice if I didn’t do everything in my power to bring this Pugs Not Drugs t shirt to their attention. Don’t you agree? I mean you have to really have a heart for a dog as ugly as a smash faced pug. It has to be baked into the DNA, and once something grabs a hold of you at the cellular level there’s nothing you can really do but give in to your desires, such as buying every piece pug merchandise ever created on Earth.
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The Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Investigation has a message for you and they hope to keep you on the straight and narrow. Otherwise, if a critical mass of the nation becomes addicted to drugs, the United States goes down in flames. There is no way to police all of the mayhem that drug-fueled masses would produce.
This shirt is hilarious. I love it. All I can think of is Kenny G. I think I might have a thing for him, seductively holding that soprano sax just so. Yum. And, you know the man did hard core drugs, and was sexed out of his mind. Every milf in the country loved those silky shitty tunes he coaxed out of that God-forsaken instrument. Plus, he probably went both ways, so his pleasure was doubled. That’s how the math works out. Right?
I guess what we’re saying here is that only geeks and dweebs say no to drugs, because that’s what Sally is. Of course, she may have some very respectable qualities, like devotion to her pet rabbit, serious nightly homework sessions, and sitting quietly in church. But, if you’re really trying to get ahead you might need to say yes a few times, when offered speed, crank, heroin, grass, and barbituates and E and morphine drips. Just every once in a while so the movers and shakers don’t think you’re totally square.
This shirt needs absolutely no explanation because it is farkin’ hilarious from the get. You know what I’m going to do to honor the brilliance of this Live a Little T Shirt? I’m going to list every little thing that shows up in its grid of awesomeness.
Of course, Rick said cocaine is a helluva drug with that little c
Even Jenny McCarthy and her new 24-year-old Internet Marketing Coordinator boyfriend have to approve of this vaccine. Give it to ‘em early and often is what I say. What would happen if we all didn’t take drugs. It would be a fuckin’ miserable world is what I’m telling you and we’d suffer from a massive epidemic of bored assholes screwin’ stuff up for the rest of us. So, don’t give us that Big PharmaColumbia wants to stick our babies with as many needles as possible simply for the profit. Don’t tell me heroine, speed, Ecstasy, and Adderall will give us autism.
Pow! This nails it in one beautiful image. It’s a mix of the war on drugs and being cool with random combat in nations that have no quarrel with us, while at the same time incarcerating a huge percentage of the population for victimless drug “crimes.” Legalize it. Regulate it. Tax it. Boom…
A very sophisticated person came up with this tactic to reduce the level of hard drug consumption in the English-speaking world. They’re not saying “No” to every drug, thereby, creating an unnatural desire for the forbidden. They are opening up a dialog and asking those prone to illegal self-medication to think a little. To say, you know what, I am going to draw a line…and that line is hard drugs.
Not sure I want to share a bong session with the guy possessing the biggest lungs on the planet. Dude would huff the entire bowl in one big inhale. Still, I guess if I’m hangin’ with Michael Phelps, I’m feeling pretty cool.
Fitness ain’t a joke. It’s serious bidness and the more honest you can be with yourself as you’re doing your seated curls, the better results you’re going to get.
This particular sentiment is basically the recipe for a totally balanced life. Exercise hard, drink hard and do drugs hard. Then sleep for 36 hours at a time. Basically, that’s as good as it gets on this mortal coil. Why don’t you tell the world what you’re going to do. Why don’t you get some accountability with your new resolution. Why don’t you get the My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs tshirt.
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Enough of the other. Enough of polarization. Enough of us versus them. Enough of dichotomy. Bring on the universal mind. The one. Unison. Hugs and drugs, baby. I want it all. The glicken. The ice cream, the sundae, the cherry on top and no weight gain. Bring it.
