That sub is the life of every party he ever attends. Boozin’ and fornicatin’ and gettin’ into tons of trouble. But, he always shows up to work on time and is respectful to his gramma, so give the boy some leeway…sowing his wild oats. If you are into sandwiches with drinking problems that are super fun to be around, then you probably need to make the world knows that by purchasing and wearing the Party Sub T Shirt.
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Okay, I guess you can’t really analyze this shirt without pulling out the seven deadly sins and going over them one at a time. But first, according to www.deadlysins.com:
“The Seven Deadly Sins are those transgressions which are fatal to spiritual progress. You probably commit some of them every day without thinking about the rich tradition of eternal damnation in which you’re participating.”
This is some of the best advice and ranks right up there with don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and dial, don’t drink and text, don’t drink and Facebook, don’t drink and hang a taxidermied deer head on the wall. This Don’t Drink and Blog t-shirt message is right up there I tell you.
Twenty-four seven in the land of moderation with a bottle to the lips. Liver screaming bloody murder. And, your mind in a permanent fog or Gin and Tonics and Sex on the Beach…because you’ve got range. Is this really the life you want to live, the shirt you want to wear, the philosophy you want to embrace. I’m not judging, I just want to make sure your doing your personal accounting and inventory, before you step into this very specific place of alcoholism. And, let’s face it. It works for some people. It becomes them. It completes them. It helps them reach their full potential.
Nothing but the truth her. Forget brain dehydration or cell sloughing, we’re talking about a cosmical force shining down and saying, with tough love, you climbed the mountain, you got f’d up and this is how you’re going to remember it for the rest of your life…or at least until 7:30 p.m., when you go ahead and nip at the hair of the dog that bit ya.
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Just a snifter of brandy. A splash of sherry. A fifth of Jack. And a re-run of TJ Hooker. TV can be very irritating when you’re two sails to the wind and heading for a massive hangover in the morning.
Dude’s drinking straight out of the wooden keg. Or he’s a real live munchkin. Either way, don’t throw the keys his way. He may not be pulling his weight in the designated driver department, but you know as well as I his back rubs are to die for, so everything evens out in the end.
Whoever wears this tshirt is a stand up guy. No leading on. No superficial flirtation. No misunderstandings. There will be no funny business on the evening this shirt is donned. This man has a one-track mind and that is Mojitos and nachos.
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Often I think that specialization has run amok. Phd’s for studying fowl>chickens>bantam>feces, instead of getting the broad picture, we’ve got researchers so deep into their minutiae they can’t make a connection outside their own chicken shit studies and their work becomes futile, because there are no broader applications other than very detailed wikipedia entries.
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When it comes time to get adventurous on a Saturday night, and you know what I mean by adventurous, then you absolutely need to wear this shirt. You will not believe how stating exactly what you want in no uncertain terms attracts just the right type of attention you are looking for.
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These guys are really limbering up, opening the shakras and getting to that zen state.
Celebrate a different state of mind. Evolve and find your higher self.
Molly McCrakken says get this Irish Yoga tee, because it’s high art and riotous and green.
Lamest joke to make it on a tshirt in a long time. Good for torso pants for keeping the hopes of millions of lame-ass joke telling uncles. I’m going to repeat what they have on this shirt because I can’t quite believe it: Maybe we wouldn’t have so many Druken Astronauts if all these computers didn’t have Spacebars.
