Don’t have any idea what this means. I’m pretty sure there’s not a weird dinosaur butterfly on a shirt that is bidding farewell to Paul Newman. Randy Newman has sung songs that have the word goodbye in them, but again the dinosaur butterfly isn’t making sense.
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I didn’t get this for about 6 months. I finally meditated on it and discovered it’s a font dinosaur. Get it. Special lettering makes up the animal. If you just palmed your forehead and smiled, then you very much need to own the Fontasaurus T Shirt. And, I was just kidding about the 6 months. This thing has only been available for like 6 minutes, and you’re totally lucky you stumbled upon this blog post, so you can be the first in your village to own this thing.
This gets lost in the whole going extinct themselves thing, but dinosaurs really were the prophets of their age and they tried to spread the news in a timeless manner: sandwich boards. As you can see in the actual photograph that is printed on the Dinosaur The End is Near 2012 BC T Shirt, this T Rex had a humble heart and open mind and was primed to receive prophetic vibrations from the universe. He did all this to save humans, but with such a charitable nature, this poor dinosaur forget to look out for himself, and died when the great fire/flood/wind overtook the land, except for the caves where the humans dwell.
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This is very hilarious. You have the most feared creature that ever walked the planet, meeting up with its own kind, and they’re probably fighting over a gambling debt or a woman T Rex, so it’s intense, but when it’s time to get it on it gets kind of silly because their arms are super short. It’s like a hand scratch fight. Maybe it goes in rounds. First it’s the goofy hands fight, and there’s a judge just outside of the picture, who determines the dinosaur with the best form and most impactful slap-scratches. Then, they move on to the bite chunks out of each other’s heads. That round doesn’t necessarily need a judge, because basically the first one to get a good chunk of head wins.
Doing a little research on this Axe Cop comic, and it’s pretty crazy. The series was started by two brothers, Malachai Nicolle, 5, and Ethan Nicolle, 29. Yes, you read that right brothers 24 years apart. Weird. Somebody should have got a vascectomy, but how can I say that. Now, Malachai is contributing to an awesome web comic. So, you never know what destiny has in store for you. Anyways, this Gritty Wexter T Shirt seems to feature the Axe Cop riding a dinosaur with machine guns for arms and sunglasses, which is smart because you always heard that the T Rex’s ultimate flaw was those useless short arms and their overly-sensitive eyes. Problem solved.
This is the coming together of two tri thingies: a triceratops dinosaur and a tricycle–little tots transportation. When you can make that work it’s awesome and the results are stupendous, and, I’m going to put my foot down right here and say definitively that this Triceratops on a Trike T Shirt is a success. Snorg Tees really did the thing here. And, I applaud them for that.
I’m not really sure what this shirt is trying to say. Dinosaurs are extinct, so are they saying that Spring Break alcohol and flesh fests will go extinct just like the dinosaurs, even though with the constant stream of young people (have you ever noticed there doesn’t ever seem to be a gap in college-age kids – like there’s never been a year where humans decided to take a sabbatical from procreating) the phenomenon looks invincible.
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I’m sure the day God called down on Noah to build him an ark on dry land, Noah started to have dilemmas on a regular basis. I mean, you have nosey neighbors who you really don’t want to tell that their world is soon to be flooded and they’re going to die, and you will have the only boat, but they’re not invited. Then, you have the deal where you have to capture every species of animal in the world in a relatively short period of time. You have to round ‘em up, then get two of each and get them on the boat. That is no easy task seeing as there are 60 bazillion species. Also, if you spend some time with the intelligent design folks, I think you’ll discover that they think that both man and dinosaur walked the earth at 
the same time, which would mean that Noah also had to get all the dinosaurs on the same ship. That is an issue, and that’s what this Noah’s Dilemma T Shirt is talking about.
A kid can dream right? Dinosaurs in super high tech astronaut suits where they can pretty much just fly around in space untethered. That is a world we can all hope for. I love the simplicity of the suit too: just a tank and an antenna to keep in touch. Nice.
What you have her is a stack of flapjacks oozing with butter and syrup, and a dinosaur ready to tuck into it. Actually, I really hate the word tuck used to describe eating. It’s gross, just like meal and supper. Anyways, this Carbivore T Shirt is cute and clever. You have all that dinosaur education where part of the deal is learning what they ate. Herbivore and carnivore and omnivore, and now the newest classification, carbivore. Cavemen actually had very sophisticated griddles back in caveman days, and pancakes where a huge favorite. Of course, instead of syrup they used mammoth blood, and instead of butter it was sabertooth tiger fat globules, but in all other aspects it was just like a Saturday morning at your mama’s house.
You’ve seen the charts in the stuffy museums that litter all the urban centers in this fine country of ours. How big were the dinosaurs, well what better way to figure that out than compare their size to a common man. Add some horizontal lines and all of a sudden even the dullest child can get a relative idea of how truly large the beasts were.
I have to admit I kind of always ignored this shirt, but let me tell you what, the more I think about it, the more I look at it, the more I like it. It’s clever, funny, and, of course, it features a nerdy dinosaur, which is totally and thoroughly excellent.
