Cable has Standards and Practices and there’s a two inch binder of restrictions. Slang terms for the male genitals. Penis, Sir dangles, manaconda, bananamal, the one-legged pigeon, the super soaker. And for breasts: bazangas, habbada habbadas, mahoba hobawitzes, oompa loompas, scoliosis twins. And sexual positions slang: taking grandma to Applebees, decorating the lady cake, Tokyo sandblaster.
Conan O’Brien
Does anybody have any idea what’s going on here? Conan O’Brien has a new show. Conan has used social media very well to boost the buzz around his new show. Conan has a Twitter account. So, let’s create a shirt that has a Twitter bird with the orangish red hair and a orangish red beak that sort of looks like an orangy red beard in the right light.
Here’s another one of these Conan O’Brien shirts with the logo to the himself brand that he now promotes with vim and vigor to spite Jay Leno and NBC, and all the blue hairs that sided with Jay. I actually never gave a shit either way about the Tonight Show and what was going on there, but it would do me great honor, if you’re a fan of Conan, to buy this Ginger Hair Conan Logo T Shirt right now. Heck, even if you hate him, you can buy the shirt and burn it, which is like burning him in effigy because his entire essence, which is the swooping red hair, is on the shirt.
Apparently Busted Tees and Team Coconan have joined forces to deliver you the ultimate Conan Schwag. This shirt is the Team Coco Logo T Shirt, and if you’re such retard fan of Conan O’Brien that you need to have his ginger hair on your chest, then I’ve just done you the biggest favor of the year. Ha Ha. Get it. Of the year…which is only five days old. It’s one of those see you next year jokes. Did you love? Can you feel it? Am I right?
I know there are those out there that wanted to take sides on that ludicrous Leno-Conan debate, but really couldn’t because you liked Conan and wanted to support him, but you were afraid he was going to fall on his face and you would look like an asshole taking sides with a loser. But now, everything seems to be working out. Coco’s show on TBS is getting good ratings, it’s funny, and now it’s safe to jump on the bandwagon with the I’m With Coco T Shirt. Get it now. How many times do you have a chance to get a shirt that features a man with red hair? How many? Not that many.
Did Conan O’Brien say this or something, because what’s the deal with the ginger riding the dinosaur on the shirt? That’s CoCo. Right? I personally don’t think it would be that much fun at all, because I don’t think dinosaurs would be very good rides, like, say, horses, or your mama (ha, ha, ha….you saw that coming from 42,000 miles away…right!?)
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Who gives a shit? Jay Leno or Conan O’Brien. Who’s the bad guy? Who dissed who? Is NBC dead? Did NBC cook this whole controversy up? Is Conan going to Fox? It’s late night network TV…it’s dead. No one cares.
Anyways, the two funniest things I can think of about these two guys aside from the oversized pompadour and the oversized chin is Jay’s denim out-on-the-town wardrope and Conan falling on his ass in some cooked race with Desperate Housewives actor, Teri Hatcher. Now, that’s good stuff.
