I took a picture of this sign at a college campus. Can you believe it? One drunken kid falls to his death from a railing while drunken planking. That occurence doesn’t need extra rules and laws written up to address it. There’s already a law or at least a scientific postulation called Darwinism or maybe you know it by its more common name: survival of the fittest.
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There are quite a few shirts like this that sort of harken back to Animal House and Bluto’s “College” Tee. Just generic messaging that really says, I don’t give a shit about school spirit or the local team or even my school’s sports teams.
It’s alright if you own the place, selling millions of natural bristle fiber broom units. But, if you’re the sucker in the room making $9.65 an hour, bundling up the flax straw, then you’re probably second-guessin’ that Art Appreciation bachelors.
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If it’s good enough for Bluto, it’s good enough for me and you. You know Animal House was the original cinematic college farce, chronicling the absolutely off the hook antics of John “Bluto” Blutarsky and the Delta Tau Chi house. This shirt is a sublime shout out to this awesome movie and stands alone as funny. Forget ASU, UT, U of M and all those pedestrian halls of higher learning, celebrate college in the collective sense, ‘cuz it’s awesome.
Man you gotta let it loose on the weekend. After a tough week of downloading Smog records on the fastest torrent. Keeping everybody up-to-date on every hottie you see on campus via twitter and delivering hoagie sandwiches every evening, your tired and ready to get your drink on.
The ultimate put down. You saw Napoleon Dynamite. You saw the devastation this gem wreaked on anyone around it. You wear this tshirt and everyone knows you mean business. No one messes with you. Just hope you don’t take down the innocent with the guilty. It’s that powerful.
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Taking the time to explain a joke or funny t shirt does not destroy the humor or even lessen the impact in my opinion. Take for instance this very clever shirt. This is a slight twist on a very common Catch-22 question women ask boyfriends and husbands. “Does this shirt make me look fat?” There is no real way to answer it correctly. If you say “no” but it really does, then the women runs the risk of looking fat in public and probably hearing about it third hand from the hair dresser or the lady that does her nails. On the other hand, if you honestly say, “yes, honey, that shirt does, in fact, make you look fat” then you will probably receive a total immersion dumping of boiling grease that melts your face off as you sleep on the couch. So, watch out for that question.
Dude! Easier than regular college. Let’s go. Gives me flashbacks to poetry class at my community college: old wanna be bards rhyming about lost love, young wanna be bards bleeding about smoking and lonely times and a wanna be English professor telling all of us our stuff was no good.
