Isn’t that the truth!? I don’t touch the stuff because it aggravates my IBS, and it gives me the cold sweats, and an irregularly fast heart beat. But, it’s just me and Martha over there in Billings, MO that do not drink the java. Everyone else on this planet, and infinite planets in space, drink the caffeinated elixir. Many swear by it. Many can’t get through with out. Many feel invincible physically and mentally when they drink the stuff.
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Well how do you like that? Usually, you have instant milk, instant potatoes, instant coffee, and instant sea monkeys, but right here you have a Instant Human Just Add Coffee T Shirt. You see here’s what happens. People start to become dependent on injections of caffeine. That can’t get moving or motivated in the morning without their cup of coffee. They can’t make it to lunch without another. And, they can’t power through the afternoon doldrums without that power drink.
That monkey is totally doing work, getting things done, and, of course, paying the bills. It’s the details on this Monkey Business T Shirt that really get to me, including the pin stripe suit, the stylish glasses, the manila folder, the high end coffee, and the red tie. And, to top it all off, the phone sort of reminds me of a banana just to keep everybody honest. After all this is still just a monkey.
Javaboi Industries buzzes with style and humor and fills an important niche in this java-fueled world we are living in: funny coffee t shirts. What a novelty and what a niche. People love to parade around their fancy mugs, and stainless steel carafe’s, and grind and brew their fancy beans, or laugh at their slavish addiction to the local cafe’s offerings.
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A spot of tea anyone? What that isn’t a tea cup? This isn’t about tea? Oh, this is all about coffee, and more importantly the very effective drug called caffeine. Oh, there’s a burgeoning culture on the Internet that plugs and glugs, ripping around the Internet at the speed of of a T1 with their brains buzzing with creativity…ideas pushing the technology and the use of it to new heights.
Hey, let’s get this out in the open right away. This becomes another very nice addition to my favorite tshirts to wear to work series that is formulating quite nicely in the deep recesses of my mind. Come in scratching your balls, bed head, yawning, eye boogers, looking off into the cubicles beyond, and getting nothing down and let your shirt tell the story of why.
This is most certainly true. I can’t agree more. I know from personal experience that I’m a much better person when I’m wearing a nice, full moustache on my person. Now, you look at this shirt and you start to really see the power of the ‘stache. I mean it’s versatile. Look at all the different styles: big and bushy, thin and whispy, heartily waxed and shaped and everything in between. It’s miraculous. Not to mention the wide assortment of things these moustaches are making better. Look at the range. Spatula, perfume, stapler, kitty, toilet paper roll, to go coffee, and an alarm clock. And this by no means covers it. Virtually anything is improved with the moustache.
Update: Reader Courtney tells reminds me that this is Bruce Campbell’s famous line in Army of Darkness. I did not know this and it takes a man to admit when he’s clueless. Right? It’s just that the image and line work so well together without the movie reference that I didn’t bother thinking beyond what was showing.
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