The Bear Jew beat Nazi’s with a baseball bat in the Quentin Tarantino film, Inglourious Basterds. That was a cool film. That’s a cool cowboy justice concept. Thus, you must have a shirt that celebrates fictional righteous violence. That’s right…the bat is on the shirt as well.
Brad Pitt
First rule of Fight Club: Don’t talk about Fight Club.
Second rule of Fight Club: Don’t talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Palahniuk is the man for writing this masterpiece novel. David Fincher is the man for Directing the equally awesome movie. Brad Pitt and Edward Norton rock for acting it so real. I’m just a huge fan of Fight Club, so, of course, I’m breaking the rules and talking about it. That’s called a paradox and it’s delicious.
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Um, sometimes you have to let the chicks know what to expect. Tell ‘em “hey, I know you’re squinting in this dark, murky establishment and I’m about 6 foot, sculpted jaw, good teeth and beautiful shock of hair, so you may have heart palpiltations, thinking I might be Brad Pitt getting away from the brood and the ball and chain, but really I’m Not Brad Pitt.”
