Apparently, this absurdity = Your Argument is Invalid is a wackydoodle Internet meme. It started on 4chan–because anything good on the Internet started on 4chan–with Nicolas Cage photoshopped portrait in which he is sporting a bird for hair. My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid. This is pretty much spectacularly funny.
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Another bicycle t shirt offering from Headline Shirts. This one nicely inserting a bicycle in the famous cinematic scene from Rocky, where Rocky Balboa has run the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. That would be a serious accomplishment to ride a road bike up a bunch of stairs. I would hold my bike above my head and scream victory to the entire city of brotherly love as well.
You can tell Headline Shirts is into the bicycle culture. They have shirts featuring Napoleon on a bike, Big Foot on a bike, a taco on a bike, I Stolen Bike SF transitive pictograph verbalization, and this Roadie T Shirt, which includes a lovely brown paper bag-covered can of beer in the water bottle rack. That is the ultimate ride. Forget looking like an asshole with your CamelBak (the ride has to be over 20 miles to justify that). Forget the spandex, racing jersey, helmet, 21 gears and brakes. You gotta be cool.
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I think this is how they describe the hipsters cruising around the Mission District with a smart phone in one hand and a coffee in the other. Bonus points if you’re riding a bike hands free while holding the coffee and engaging deeply in a conversation. Three bonus points if you are texting. And even more points and adulation if you’re wearing sunglasses, Vans, and a scarf. Cool?
This is terribly racist or xenophobic or something. It actually took me a second, so maybe you need a second. I’ve actually had a few bikes stolen myself, and I’m pretty sure diversity was the culprit as well. Yeah, they’re saying that minorities steal bikes. Awful isn’t it. But, somehow it’s true in Sunshine’s case and it is true in my case. The whole deal behind T Shirt Hell is to be over-the-top offensive to get a reaction but also to get you thinking.
Can’t we all get along. Instead of the drivers going insane because the pedestrians are taking too long to cross the road, and the pedestrians hating the bicyclists, because they’re way faster and still not polluting, and the bicyclists wary of the Pachycephalosaurus, because they’re one scary ass dinosaur/shrubbery, and, of course, to complete the circle Pachycephalosarus hate cars, because they have very bad motion perception and can’t tell how fast they’re going, so they’re losing great numbers as road kill.
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from Climate Progress
Dan Maes said a bike share program “converting Denver into a United Nations community.” Obviously, the dude dropped $5K on his custom mountain bike and is pissed that people are just riding all over Denver on loaners.
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Boy oh boy is that true. If I don’t have perfect chain tension, I’m a morose piece of shit. Whiny, grumpy, touchy, and argumentative. Problem is I can’t get that shit right, so I have to take it into the shop, which is cool because a good bike shop feels sorta like home annex. Laid back vibe and grease under the nails. But, if my happiness, depends on the work of somebody else, that may be an issue.
I like the ten speed. I like the big apeish creature. This is a beautiful simple shirt and it’s awesome. Am I right? Am I right here? This is how Big Foot evades capture and even clear photography. He’s on the move fast on the bicycle. He’s got incredible leg strength and can really move the two wheels. Probably even faster than the fastest dudes in the peloton, which reminds me…I love bicycle race crashes. I could watch them for six hours straight. I’m generally not an evil person. I generally don’t wish people ill will, especially those that choose to spend their time competing in a sport that keeps them physically fit, but when they’re in a tight pack and someone goes down, then they all start going down, I get a little giddy. Maybe I’m sharing too much. Maybe too much of my darkness has now clouded over this site. But, there’s something to be said for honesty. I especially love them when there’s a premature celebration.
Hey, words to live by, but on the other hand this design is pretty damn cool and it wouldn’t be so if it was a straight up Raleigh three speed. Mixed messages here, but if you’re into catalyzing conversation, this is the tshirt for you. Some will come in with the convoluted is disagreeable, where others will say intricate detail makes life rich.
ET was totally sick of the sniveling Elliot by the time they made the final ascent. And that little wicker basket could not have been comfortable, so inevitably Elliot was thrown off like so much dead weight. This tshirt captures the pivotal moment, where ET frees himself of the heavy load that was Elliot. And don’t kid yourself. Elliot may have been a stupid little kid, but he knew it was coming. He knew it was inevitable. Thus, his half-hearted attempt to reach out. His feigning interest in why.
