What’s Headline Shirts trying to get at with this one. I’m not sure. You have the Statue of Liberty holding a beer in place of the torch and on the book it says “I’m just saying.” Is the shirt a commentary about how low brow American culture has become, and the concepts of liberty and freedom don’t really mean anything to anyone because they just want to booze it up and watch the latest installment of the most reality tv show programming you can think of.
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“This is my boom stick. It’s a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department…Retails for about $109.95″ Raise your hand if you love Bruce Campbell. Now explain to the person in the room with you why you’re raising your hand, nodding your head, and mumbling “I love Bruce…I love Bruce…I love Bruce” over and over again.
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This is a little twist to the old school intermission animation played in theaters in the 1950s: “Let’s all go to the lobby to ourselves a treat.”
Headline Shirts freshened it up a bit and is now celebrating the art of partying and the appropriate accoutrements, including cigarettes, 40 Ouncers, and, of course, a bag of weed. Please note the red cross. It’s medical grade. Someone has a condition. Those items are indeed the building blocks of a fine shindig, and you’d be wise to secure them for your next get together. Bonus points if you wear the Let’s All Go To the Party T Shirt as you’re providing the party with its lifeblood.
There are interviews with Buzz Aldrin, in which he admits he was a bit of an alkie back in the pilot/astronaut days. I think that’s where this I’ve Got a Good Buzz T Shirt came from. That and it’s a wordplay software that Look At Me Shirts knocked out of the park. That’s a large mug of beer, so I don’t doubt Buzz has a buzz. Plus, it was picture day. How can you get something as shitty as that without a little drinking.
I cannot believe how many new Dr. Who shirts are brought into the world. I had no idea the show was still that popular, but it seems like every week there’s some Dalek gracing the front of a t-shirt. Of course, this Dalek has found the keg and is getting drunk, which is funny, especially at the Davros Pub. This is why you need the Intoxicate T Shirt.
You can tell Headline Shirts is into the bicycle culture. They have shirts featuring Napoleon on a bike, Big Foot on a bike, a taco on a bike, I Stolen Bike SF transitive pictograph verbalization, and this Roadie T Shirt, which includes a lovely brown paper bag-covered can of beer in the water bottle rack. That is the ultimate ride. Forget looking like an asshole with your CamelBak (the ride has to be over 20 miles to justify that). Forget the spandex, racing jersey, helmet, 21 gears and brakes. You gotta be cool.
Hey, when it comes to beer misspelling is awesome. Shows you’re dedicated to your craft, which is drinking to oblivian, destroying brain cells and forgetting how to spell. Awesome. Everybody will think the beautiful symmetric rhyme on this Heer for the Beer T Shirt is so kick ass, you’ll probably be served all night like you were a sultan or something.
We have a little wordplay here. You see, when you see this type of guy and he’s saying he passed the bar exam, you think that he’s now certified to practice law in his given state. But, then he’s hoisting a mug, which can be a perfectly reasonable way to celebrate such an achievement, but he also has a little bit of that alcoholic look, so maybe he’s just making a joke on this I Passed the Bar Exam T Shirt.
Those creepy twins walking down the hall, guess it’s not their fault they were murdered and can’t seem to find their way to the light, so they hang in limbo and haunt the halls of the hotel. God axe murder is such a messy affair. If you’re a beer and horror fan, then you probably must own this Doppelganger Double Stout T Shirt, because it speaks deeply to you on so many levels and allows you to show others where you’re coming from. Who cares if you scare away 95% of the people you come into contact with. It’s that other 5% of deep bonding and friendship that makes wearing this tee totally worthwhile.
Massive wordplay going on here. Basically, it’s a double wordplay. And it’s cute. What’s not to like about cute wordplay. And what could be better. Maybe ugly foreplay, but that’s about it. Anyways…you know Beatrix Potter was a huge boozer. Yeah, she always talked about drinking tea, but that was for the kids. She probably had a stack of manuscripts for adults with Peter the Rabbit in far different scenarios, including starting his own brew pub and serving frogs and hedgehogs, and serving out of the most precious little mugs, and smoking hashish…but, unfortunately Ms. Potter passed away before she could consent to having those works printed. Masterful I’m sure…just like her work for the youth.
Lovecraft and Cthulhu tea. I have no idea what this is about. I’m familiar with the author HP Lovecraft, but not so much that I would know this Dunwich Dunkel character. Still, I like this shirt just because it’s a little esoteric and it is a very pleasing design. But, because I’m a servant to my dear readership, I will also research for 15 seconds and figure out what the heck the Dunwich Dunkel H.P. Lovecraft T Shirt actually means.
At first I thought it was a piss sample, then I thought why would you save that much urine, because that’s definitely more than one visit to the loo. And, also, why would carrying around a half quart of piss be a party. Of course, I haven’t been around much seeing as I live in mom’s basement, so maybe that’s the cutting edge of nightlife behavior. Third thing to come to mind was why can’t that girl model move her hair so you can see more of the shirt, but then I realized I could have picked the image Busted Tees offers of just the shirt art work. I chose the girl because she’s cute.
