Nice little play on the There Will Be Blood movie title, which was a movie I liked a lot. So, the question is…does this cheapen the film by inserting a popular food meme into the title. I say, Daniel Day Lewis’ performance was too good for any such There Will Be Bacon T Shirt to sully it, even if that shirt from Snorg Tees sells 42 million units as projected.
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Hey, looky here…another bacon-loving t shirt. It’s a meme. It’s the perfect food. It’s what everybody on the Internet wants to eat at all times, and if you disagree you’re wrong, or maybe you should go to the vegetable t shirt website. For all of you greasy carnivores I think that this Either You Like Bacon or You’re Wrong T Shirt is something you should have in your dresser of drawers, ready for that perfect occassion, which is basically every day and all the time.
Very simple shirt with a very simple message. Sometimes we can make life too complicated. That’s why it helps to take a step back, analyze what’s working and what’s not. Trim the fat and move on to a more enjoyable existence. To remember this life lesson, I suggest you quickly pull out your wallet and purchase the Enjoy Bacon T Shirt.
We have some terrible grammar here, so it must be a message from our new alien overlords, because that’s the meme if I’m not mistaken. Aliens are scary, except they’re funny too, because their English is jacked. It’s a good humor convention, which is why this All Your Bacon Are Belong To Us T Shirt. Plus, of course, anything that talks about bacon is bound to be a hit.
Interesting bit about the shirt that inspired this parody. Keep Calm and Carry On was a slogan on a poster printed in 1939 by the British Government’s Ministry of Information to stiffen the resolve of a country that was being blitzed by the Nazis.
As you well know many ‘a love affair was catalyzed by bacon. On a sandwich, in your hair, up your butt, and covered with flair. I don’t know that just meant and I don’t know what this means. What’s the frickin’ fascination with bacon in the youth of today? Yeah, it’s delicious. Crispy. Smells amazing. So, what. So does braunschweiger. I think it’s like a response to all those hippie vegan, raw foodist fags that continue to shove the food ideology down our throats. We get it. Dead animals. Poop. Polluted water. The spirit of Jesus residing in every swine. We…understand…already. So, the kids can’t take the prosthelytizing, thus they celebrate like the most meaty and ubiquitous flesh food product they know.
You can’t really see all the cuts of the pig on this diagram but you will when you go out to your porch, pick up the box and slowly, with great anticipation, open up the lovely package. You will see the baby back rips, pork chops, and tenderloin on the top of the pig. And, the ham, kielbasa, hot dogs, bacon, sausage, roast, shoulder, spare ribs, and more. This shirt is chock full of good meat information, and let’s not forget the humor.
Bacon is quite delicious and does make everything better: eggs, pancakes, sandwiches, macaroni, chocolate, and hamhocks. Don’t talk to me about fakin’ bacon, soy bacon, dog doodoo bacon, or whatever “substitute” meat the “health gurus” are telling you about. You need the real deal. Pig, pork, swine, the other white meat.
Three steps to bacon. This is a pretty cool sequence because bacon is delicious and it never hurts to have very clean hands. The only issue I have right now. The only thing to cause me pause in purchasing this instant bacon machine is the hot bacon on bare hands. Shouldn’t these instructions be calling for a plate or some oven mits or something. Because sizzlin’ bacon burns baby and that kind of pain will even ruin a perfect bacon moment. Slight concern, but I believe in full disclosure.
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I always enjoyed wearing my Dewalt tshirt way back when because it was yellow and black. What a great color scheme. Add this roly poly kid with that just ate a bacon double cheeseburger and is perfectly and utterly content and you have yourself a quality shirt.
