I can understand the printing of the shirt, the making of the shirt, the design of the shirt, but the outsourcing the writing on the shirt is something that makes me sad. This is actually the first in a series of English as a Second Language tees that Snorg Tees is running to encourage global participation in the art of making funny garments.
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When some kid sees you wearing this shirt, then excepts candy from a stranger, then gets fat and dies of heart disease before his time, I hope you’re happy with yourself and your “humor.” This Strangers Are Awesome T Shirt is an awful message and you should never wear it, but if you absolutely have to to be the big man of campus (bmoc), then make sure no kids are around to get the wrong idea.
It all starts with belief in yourself. You have to believe that when you start to imbibe the beers, the shots, and the glasses of wine that you are becoming awesome and that everybody wants to be around you as you become awesome. So what if you throw up in the backseat of someone’s car…they still want to be around you because you’re awesome.
Awesome as a generic expression of “I heard you, and it sounds good,” isn’t bad. Cool. Sweet. Nice. Right on. Word. And weasel groin also work for this linguistic purpose. Trouble is shit gets crusty and you need to spice it up, especially if someone keeps droning on and on and you don’t want to hurt their feelings, and you want to encourage them to share, because that makes them feel better and you don’t have a psycho on your hands, so…
It’s like you don’t even have to try. You wake up, rub the sleep out of your eyes and bam boom, the awesome just comes like a never ending tidal wave until you go to sleep at night…if you go to sleep at night.
Words to live by right here. If everybody took the time to live by this code, there would be no strife, no struggle and no modern R&B. Life would be…well…awesome.
Remind your friends and neighbors to take it to the next level, to not be calculated but to go with the flow by wearing the tshirt that says it all:
