It’s not a t shirt, but I’m calling attention to it anyway, because it’s fabulous. Sex Panther Cologne. For reals. You can buy a bottle. Receive the bottle. Tip the bottle. Dab the cologne on your neck and you have a 60% chance of it working every time…and by working, of course, I mean getting laid by your choice of hot vixens, who can’t keep their ridiculously manicured hands off of you.
Anchorman
Brick Tamland, played by Steve Carell, trying to join in discussing what he loves, but Ron Burgundy detects that he’s just saying stuff he sees in the office…carpet, desk and lamp. Ron calls him on it, so Brick does what any retard would do and just tries to sell it. He goes 100% with loving the lamp. And, after this synopsis, you know why you should love this I Love Lamp T Shirt featuring a lovely little quote from the spunky little comedy Anchorman.
More shirts (30 plus!). Brilliant commentary. Slicker images. The Anchorman T Shirts page has been updated to within an inch of its perfect life. I mean before it pretty much sucked, now it’s chock full of The Anchorman Movie goodness.
This tshirt is universally adored, just like Ron Burgundy’s mustache, so it must have its own post on Tshirt Groove. It’s a classic…in fact I think it was the first funny t shirt ever put on the market. How about that for some interesting e-commerce tid bits.
Wearing Anchorman t shirts puts you in a very select group of sophisticated, fun-loving, successful people that love to laugh. And, if that doesn’t get you invited to the dance on Saturday night, nothing will.
This is a very important message from Ron Burgundy. When you get pulled every which way but loose, and heaven-forbid start to go down that road where classy doesn’t live, pull this tshirt out of the drawer and remind yourself. Talk about positive affirmations. Talk about willing yourself to a better life. Simply wearing this shirt does half the work for you.
There’s this book journalism students used to read called How to Lie With Statistics. Just thought I’d point that out.
Usually, I’m not a big movie t shirt fan, but this Anchorman gem stands on its own. In my other life, I’m in marketing and sometimes words are twisted such that you get into convoluted Sex Panther slogan/tagline/advertising situations. It’s a little uncomfortable at first, but if you just go with the flow it starts to feel good like a Sex Panther should (60% of the time).
