If you, like me, appreciate…no…love the absurd, and bold colors, and hamsters, you will adore the establishment that goes by the name of TorsoPants.

These are top notch funny t shirts on the finest quality tees in a terrific variety of colors. Choose from American Apparel, Hanes Beefy T, District Threads Vintage Tees, ringer tshirts, jersey tees, long sleeve t-shirts, hoodies, and don’t forget women-specific styles, including baby doll tees, boy beater tanks, and spaghetti strap tanks.

Let me also emphasize that 9 times out of ten these tee shirts are going to make you chubby chuckle.

Below are the top 15 currently available Torso Pants in reverse order, because you love the countdown:

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You know what Grandmaster Flash said: “It’s all about money and a damn thing funny, gotta have a car (or a Tibet) in this land of milk and honey.”

What this tshirt is so deftly trying to say is that even when you’re dealing with human rights violations and atrocities, it’s still all about the money, the marketing and the spin. Bumper stickers and tees and sloganeering are not going to cut it. In fact, nothing short of a shift in the universal mind will make any difference whatsoever, and that starts with laughing your ass off, making plays on words and simply having a good time.

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Love the play on words here. And the crossed rackets (or is it racquets) just seals the deal for a very, very solid humorific effort on tee.

Wear this to the country club, to the gas station, to the in-laws, to bed and everywhere else sophisticated humor and sharp intellectual examinations of the crumbling edifices of human relations are appreciated.

Love Means Nothing Tshirt

When you’re talking about soulful countries, South Korea isn’t the first that comes to mind, but when you think about it, they should be at the top of everybody’s list. South Korea’s got Seoul. No doubt. So,  as Charles Wright and the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band would say: “Express Yourself.” oouh. And wear this one loud and proud.

South Korea also has Kim Jong Il, who may be even crazier than depicted in the Trey Parker and Matt Stone perverted puppet film, Team USA. Oh wait, that’s North Korea. Anyway, this Tshirt has a lot going for it and you should definitely, probably buy two: one for you and one for your best friend.

South Korea’s got Seoul Tshirt

Doesn’t really make a lick of sense but the art is so hilarious this is definitely my favorite funny t shirt right now. Look at that loveable and a little slow graham cracker. You can tell he’s kind of just following along doing whatever chocolate bar tells him. Now, choco is pretty sophisticated with that pencil mustache and perfect teeth. And poor old marshy. He’s running for his soft, spongy life.

For added pleasure, check out marshies limbs, fully extended as he’s going full out and what about the total randomness of the fire sticks. What are those? Torches? Matches? Why are Graham and Mr. Bar carrying them. What’s in it for them. They’re getting eaten just the same as marshmallow. I guess the whole smore business is less grueling on them, since they don’t have to be held to the flame.

A great shirt requires a great wearer. Be the greatness. Do it for marshmallow.