That’s a pretty good batting average for abstinence so I’m not going to rub it in the evangelical’s and fundamentalist’s faces. But, it does throw the whole unwanted pregnancy, abortion, Roe vs. Wade, condoms, pope, adoption thing out of whack slightly, when the one out of a billion conceptions from abstinence turns out to be the Messiah.
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Celebrating abstinence is always a good policy. Of course, stopping at third these days just means there wasn’t four hookers, copious leather, mescaline and ferrets.
Remember the good old days when stopping at third meant calling someone on the telephone and not actually seeing them in person. Yay!
