This hear is a little wordplay accompanied by a nice visual of Mt. Rushmore slightly altered. George Washington says “we will.” Thomas Jefferson says “we will.” Theodore Roosevelt says “rock.” Abraham Lincoln says “you.” And, you see, they’re all carved in “rock.” Rock…rock you…get it.
Abe Lincoln
This is an exceptionally weird shirt. Lincoln was a bit of a scary looking dude. But, to go as far as a Jolly Roger look with an eye patch. Kind of insulting to one of the most famous and revered presidents in the history of the United States. Plus, you don’t even get to see one of his most creepy features aside from the gaunt face and Amish beard…his overbearing height, especially when wearing the stovepipe hat and those damn platform heels. Nearly a seven footer at that point.
Biggie Smalls, Tupac Shakur, Jam Master Jay, and Eazy E. The historic icons of the rap scene, God rest all of their souls and their crazy skillz be praised and remembered with this fine monument lovingly carved in stone in North Dakota.
Now, this is how you break a man down to his constituent parts. A man with very distinct facial and head features that is. Good old Abe Lincoln worked the Emancipation Proclamation ending that shitty slavery thing, so it’s only right for later generations to break down what made the man tick; see where he gathered the strength to oppose a pretty sweet labor system for the South; and to stick his neck out for people that didn’t really have a voice.
Abe Lincoln knows. And you knew he knew. Freeing the slaves. Gettysburg address. The sweet fashion sense…stovepipe hat anyone. And the facial hair. I’m also pretty sure he rocked the tribal tats, which could be seen far and wide when choppin’ wood without his shirt on.
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Benjamin Franklin totally owns Teddy Roosevelt by sneaking in the picture and workin’ the rabbit ears and proving that he has cooties and perhaps even 27 degrees of nerdiness. Now, you can only see this view of Mt. Rushmore in the perfect storm of conditions. New moon. Under 28 degrees. Over 58% humidity and, of course, super-freakin’ high on acid tabs.
