Suppport Our Civilians T Shirt from T Shirt Hell

by on April 21, 2012

Hey, that slob on the recliner pays his taxes every year, which in turn pays for all of the very important missions in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Syria, and the bases in 93% of the countries across the world. I mean how else are we going to continue to afford our luxurious lifestyles when we don’t offer the world anything of value. We need to offer them our protection.

In fact, the US is the largest protection racket in the history of the world. You know how the mob was called Cosa Nostra. Ah, I was trying to figure out a clever way to call the United States the new Cosa Nostra, but nothing came to me. But, it’s true. And, that’s why you have to Support our Troops, and, in turn, that’s why you have to buy this Support Our Civilians T Shirt to complete the circle.

I don’t even know why Eliot Ness got rid of the mob…seemed like a great model to me. Just a smidge death and destruction, which you put in the ledger as the cost of doing business. No biggie.

T-Shirt Hell is sometimes offensive, but when the hit it they hit it smack on…acerbic style.

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