Super Mario Bros Red Mushroom I Don’t Wanna Grow Up T Shirt

Gaming is considered an immature pastime, but so is rock ‘n roll, sports cars and horny ape sex, but I’ll tell you what…the entire male population of the United States has given the big stamp of approval on not growing up…what with Viagra, giving you boners ’til your 6-feet under and probably beyond, reunion tours by old, old, old dudes recapturing the magic (well at least getting back together) by selling out arenas at $75 a ticket (madness), and all those midlifers ridin’ the little red sporty number with the top down, you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of playing video games, including Super Mario Bros. well into your 80s. That’s right 80s is the cut off. Video games in your 90s is inappropriate…I just looked it up.

Of course, I also appreciate the little double meaning going on with the Red Mushroom I Don’t Wanna Grow Up T Shirt. You get that red mushroom and you automatically get bigger, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re maturing or growing up as it were. I’m 263 pounds with a Refrigerator Perry gut, and I’m still gaming in my mom’s basement, so I’m living proof it’s all going to be OK. But, that doesn’t mean you should skip purchasing this shirt from Snorg Tees. Why? Because it’s funny and lets people know where you send on this very important issue.

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