Suicide Watch T-Shirt

by on July 28, 2010

Hey, from the get I’m going to tell the kids out there that suicide is bad for your health, so think long and hard before you do it, and get some advice from an adult that you trust, like that dude that posts on the Legend of Zelda message board all day. He’s wise. You’ll be in good hands in terms of making the right decision.

Anyway, to the shirt. This is fucking funny. Forget those impossible to get Krokus reunion tour tickets, that’s nothing. Yeah, I know they’re turning the old and crusty band reunion tour schtick on its head and playing only small venues to intimate crowds, but a little ingenuity is going to get those tickets for you and your Aunt Bertha.

What’s not happening unless lightning strikes, is getting THE ONLY ticket to this dude’s hanging. That’s the toughest get in town and even if you know one of the douchebags from Entourage, you’re not getting it. Good thing is popcorn will be served. I’m not sure how long being hanged takes, but is it true what William Burroughs wrote about getting a boner when you’re hanged? Or am I thinking about Cartman’s pants shitting theory? Can’t remember.

Hey, if you want to kill yourself there’s always help. Call someone. You could probably get $20K for a ticket to that show. Maybe more.

T-shirt Hell donates all kinds of used lamps to charity, so the whole offensive thing is totally cool

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Tom Jones September 7, 2011 at 10:38 am

This is the most offensive shirt I have ever seen! I have lost someone to suicide by hanging and the thought that someone would sit and eat popcorn watching someone do this is terrible. The manufacturer should be banned and anyone willing to buy this should have an evaulation as to where their head is at.


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