Subliminal Eye Chart – Everyone is Out to Get You Tshirt

by on May 21, 2010

Here’s a very possible short scene highlighting the evils of the Devil Weed.

Glaucoma Patient: Doc…I think it’s working.
Doc: Why even come back to me if you think IT is working. You know how I feel about this.
Glaucoma Patient: Come on Doc, I was scared of losing my site, and I’d heard cannabis could help.
Doc: Well, I’m glad you’re feeling better.
Glaucoma Patient: I am. I really am, but I still wanted a professional opinion on where I’m at.
Doc: Fine. Fine. Just remember I told you marijuana has possible side effects.
Glaucoma Patient: I know. I know. Gateway drug. Lung issues. I’ll take the risk.
Doc: I was thinking more of the mental issues, like acute paranoia.
Glaucoma Patient: I’m fine. I feel good.
Doc: All right. All right. Cover your right eye. Read the chart. Start from the top.

That’s how it goes down. A couple more weeks and the doc has his medicinal marijuana patient back for good, plus a sweet kickback on a referral to his friend, the psychiatric medicine specialist. Dude didn’t get through medical school on his good looks. He’s got game.

You got game? Then, you’re going to need to get the Subliminal Eye Chart Everyone is Out to Get You tshirt.

If you’re paranoid and you know it clap your hands. Clap. Clap. And then do your due diligence on Headline Shirts, so you know where they’re coming from.

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