Star Wars Darth Vader Come To the Dark Side We Have Cookies T shirt from Red Bubble

by on December 3, 2011

When you’re on the Slow Carb Jedi Diet, cookies certainly only exist on the dark side. Darth Vader is the purveyor of fat food that keeps you slow and weak and off your game. Of course, others that haven’t evolved may associate cookies with nurturing from gramma, mom, or sweet Uncle Larry, thus thinking that Darth Vader has softened is trying to be kind. But, hear me on this. It’s a trap. He’s trying to pump you full of sugar so he can control you. It seems innocuous and friendly, but in the end you will pay dearly.

And, that’s why you should get this Come to the Dark Side We Have Cookies T Shirt. It represents the archetypal struggle between good and evil. Oh, and it’s funny.

This is a Stabilitees design available for sale at Red Bubble.

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Mike Parker December 5, 2011 at 9:47 am

All the light side has is hummus. And I can only eat so much hummus.


Booker Addison December 7, 2011 at 11:14 pm

@mike – very true. gotta mix it up. Too much hummus makes me gassy. Of course, too many cookies make me obese. Gotta find the middle ground between gassy and obese.


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