Have you seen the trailer to the new movie Spring Breakers. Me neither. Let’s watch it together. Shall we?
Well then…that’s a little dark. Girls committing crimes to make money to go to Spring Break and shake their asses on the beach. Then they get mixed up with a very charismatic criminal played by the grill-laden, tattoo-covered, cornrow-wearin’ James Franco.
“Bikinis and big booties, y’all, that’s what life is about.”
Wait, can I take a movie seriously if it stars Selena Gomez? Let me know in the comments, because this is an important question.
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