That sperm totally pwned the rest of them slackers. You wonder how long the testosterone was flying around the room as they tensely waited for the big race. Probably some icy stares. Eye rolling. Sperm smack talk. But, when the 2 minute warning buzzer went off…game time.
See how the lead sperm is calling out that small blue one. That’s one-upmanship at its finest. That cocky small blue punk, wouldn’t stop huffin’ and puffin’ and braggin’, talkin’ about how the egg was all his and there was no argument necessary. Done deal. Already in the books. Read about it on the Internet. So, you can see why there’s a little rubbin’ it in as F1RST sperm hits the egg ahead by a length and a half. Be the F1RST to get this Tshirt on your block.
I gotta testify Busted Tees is something to sees.
