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This is a snappy little design, which I like a great deal, accept for the part where the don’t recognize Pluto as a planet, because of the prevailing “scientific wisdom.” It sort of speaks to the randomness of the universe. Just one planet in the solar system can sustain life. The rest are too hot or too cold. Though, with all this crazy ass new technology they’re shooting into space they may find something on Mars.
Anyways, it’s pretty special to be alive on this planet at this time. You are a winner just for making it to Earth intact. Now, go out and give it your all and live your life to the fullest.
Or just sit and eat tubs of ice cream overwhelmed with your insignificance and the farcical nature of life. Whatevs.
