Silence is Golden But Duct Tape is Silver T Shirt

by on August 4, 2012

Get This Shirt from 6 Dollar Shirts

I think what’s happening here is that you’re talking about being realistic. Yes, silence is the golden standard, but pretty unrealistic, so maybe a more manageable and attainable goal is to buy a roll of high quality duct tape, and find an opportune time to duct tape shut the mouth of the offending person, who CAN NOT STOP TALKING. I have a few candidates on my list for this one. Of course, I’ll make sure their nasal passages are clear before going through with it.

Leave a Comment

Previous post:

Next post: