Shake Weight Revolution

by on October 26, 2010

“Wphew…that’s it!” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It’s going to kick your butt.

You’ve seen this commercial. Right? Like a pud pulling session except adding weights to make it an orgasmic workout. With nearly 1.5 million views, I’m guessing I’m a little late to this party, but damn I could watch this commercial all day. You just keep waiting for the monster car rally announcer to provide a disclaimer…sure it looks like you’re having an intense lovemaking session with yourself, but really you’re getting ripped. For only $29.95…

But that’s not all. You also get the shake weight flesh light combo (the masturbation gizmo shaped like a flashlight, supposed to feel vaginaesque) for no extra charge if you order now. You see, at some point, if you’re dedicated all of your friends and family will think you look frickin’ weird doing this exercise, but they’ll come to accept it…no, no, he’s not jerking off, he’s using his shake weight. You’ll know exactly when this happens. People will actually walk past you while you’re workin’ it, without pointing and laughing like Ed McMahon. At this point you know you can bust out the shake weight flesh light combo and really spank the monkey hidden in plain view.

At that point you’re super efficient killing two birds with one stone or knocking out a workout while knocking one off.

Hey I bring you the funny news every once in a while, as a little breather from the barrage of funny tshirts I so selflessly share.

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