Talk about a status update. This is a rough way to find out how promiscuous your girlfriend is. In public for all of your other friends to see. Especially, when at least a dozen of those that have thumbed up the sexy time with your girlfriend are (were) your buddies.
Oh well. It’s a new age. There really is no privacy. You should expect all of your dirty secrets and intimate details to be public knowledge. You should expect to have at least half a dozen pictures of you picking your nose on the Internet, along with 3 videos scratching your ass and crotch. And, of course, at least one graphic noisy sex tape of your girlfriend, your sister, and your mom. You can fight it or you can embrace it.
Not sure this is a battle you can win Sancho, so you might as well get your own youtube channel and air it all out.
Oh, and don’t forget to get this shirt: Sex With Your Girlfriend. 74 People Like This because it’s funny as hell.
We came, we saw, we conquered. Then we went shopping at T-shirt Hell.
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