Sex Drugs and Smooth Jazz T Shirt

by on April 12, 2011

This shirt is hilarious. I love it. All I can think of is Kenny G. I think I might have a thing for him, seductively holding that soprano sax just so. Yum. And, you know the man did hard core drugs, and was sexed out of his mind. Every milf in the country loved those silky shitty tunes he coaxed out of that God-forsaken instrument. Plus, he probably went both ways, so his pleasure was doubled. That’s how the math works out. Right?

Actually, drugs were a huge part of the jazz scene. Moreso, probably in the hard bop, be bop, post bob stuff…you know Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Charlie Bird, because they were living further out on the edge, but I’m sure some of those smooth jazz puffed and snorted and popped some things here and there.

Get the Sex, Drugs & Smooth Jazz T Shirt right now before Kenny G’s lawyers take it down.

I can just imagine a strung out Chuck Mangione and so can Busted Tees.

I think this video embodies everything this shirt is trying to say:

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boopathi.R July 9, 2011 at 12:46 am

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