Fortune Favors the Brave (FFTB) is a company from Scotland, so reserve judgment on this Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls T Shirt. I think the equivalent food in the United States would be some kind of sausage bisquit with the convenience of a corn dog. Again, don’t hold this odd food choice against them, they’re from Scotland for God’s sake.
There is something to this combination of three primal elements of life. Sex: yes, we need to procreate and have a real good time. Drugs: sometimes we need to escape or get a little lift or relax…basically, self medicate. And sausage rolls: gotta eat.
Of course, in my mind I’m thinking maybe these all wind up on one shirt because the Scottish people have a thing for doing all three at once. Again, I don’t know this for sure, but this tee sort of hints at it. And, that is a wild time in anybody’s book.