The lesson is fuck college and you’re too late because you’re up to your eyeballs in debt and the best job you’re going to get is data entry in a mold-ridden cube in a business park in a suburb. Oh wait, the lessons were how to network – drink lots with friends. And, how to do the absolute minimum of work and still pass/graduate.
For this you went into massive debt or your parents watched their retirement evaporate. For this you have a degree. To remember all of this valuable knowledge and to remind yourself to make your next loan payment you should probably make the minimal investment of picking up this terrific little tshirt: School Taught Me a Valuable Lesson I’m Still Paying for It.
Threadless once. Threadless twice. Threadless tshirts so, so nice.
